





Paladins can't use the Helm of Disintegration

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I want to grasp things with the mind the way the penis is grasped by the vagina

I went out with James (White, 19, general lazy bum) last night...


With mod_rewrite you either shoot yourself in the foot the first time and never use it again or love it for the rest of your life because of its power.


If blathering and bitching were implementing and programming, there would be an Operating System called TeyOS, and it would be the industry leader in features.
i caught you a delicious bass.
















Michael Scott is freaking cool.





i am so gay.


Your guy grabbed his crank. That ain't right.
I guess he was going for my flashlight, but the area could have loosely been called 'crotch.'
Oooh sweet Illustrations of James' gross anatomy





add a final overwrite with zeros to hide shredding
I'm a dime piece shorty with a smokin' booty, yo.



You stole my Jesus fish!
I'm not drinking again until next friday and by that I mean this friday.



you know, this is not the most intelligent thing i've ever done





what are they going to do, fire me?
arino industries and reductive consulting should have a dance-off to see who is the most awesomest fake company

We never had the capability to make it work before.
No breasts were fondled during the taking of that picture.



Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, and looking up I notice I was late.

Oooh, Ahhh, I'm watching a fat man iron...




We got muthafuckin' snakes!
You'll probably have to do some work for dick next week
Someone must be held accountable...
james is just a funky moose

are you serious?
Meh.

what can you do?
Heaven's just a funky moose

he's like a pudgey spiderman
This pain I'm experiencing right now is so intense that I just want to crawl back in my shell and just hide,


