If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
![Mr Whiskers](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1150691737DSC02263.jpg)
![Tuesday](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1150458463CIMG3605.jpg)
![Ghost](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1150401862torbiewhitefemale.jpg)
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I've never liked LDAP.
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you guys are assholes.
![Jackson](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1150244441DSCN1725.jpg)
Man has trouble being born, and should spend the rest of his life relaxing.
Even though everyone else did, I didn't notice her cleavage. Although she's looking away, her eyes still dominate the shot.
Would that me hook were as swift as me tongue.
![Luke Skywalker](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1150209368lukeskywalker.jpg)
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never ask a stripper what's wrong, they will tell you
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![Leo](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1150165549IMG_2202a.jpg)
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JAMES
![Ralphie](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1150121136Ralphie5.jpg)
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Appearances often be deceivin'.
![Whiskers](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1149872580IMG_0109.jpg)
I have a Sharpie. Oh wait, do I? I have these, Crayolas.
![DW](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1149713383IMGP1649.jpg)
If I can have honesty, it's easier t' overlook mistakes. yarrrr.
![Wembley](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1149691550baby.jpg)
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There's actually overwhelming evidence that dinosaurs have always lived with humans.
FEasco.
dan mcguinness? did you join a frat?
![Archie](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1149691476DSCN0172.jpg)
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![Amelie](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1149641559amelie.jpg)
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![Chiku](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1149614886DSC00167.jpg)
mmmmm work ethic mmmmm
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![Possom](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1149569510Image026.jpg)
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You gotta break the law sometimes.
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Use what talents ya possess: tha woods would be very silent if nay birds sang there except those that sang best.
![Amber's Moggie](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1149534765P11-30-05_12.16.jpg)
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![Visiting Kitties](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148774899137117752_9b9e143.jpg)
I'm 17. How did you think I wouldn't steal your weed?
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![Maggi K](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148746189100_0042a.jpg)
flicker cropped the ad, that was the important part
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You are probably here by mistake or made a simple typo.
![Gracie](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148678511100_0124.jpg)
Travelin' through hyperspace be not like dustin' crops, boy.
The only thin' better than love be milk. arrr.
![Kitten](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1149093338dogs-2006-099.jpg)
I wonder if cruise missles think they're going to get virgins when they go to heaven.
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![Callie](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148933081DSCF0039.jpg)
![Elly & Jody Girl](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148917325Elly-and-Jody-Gir.jpg)
![Melanie](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1147697967Melanie-003.jpg)
![Bono](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148704026capo8.jpg)
![Sigmund](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148755249sigmund.jpg)
![Xerox](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148226795Xerox080605-23.jpg)
![Cat](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1147966141000_0111.jpg)
![Shnooky](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148905186DSCN1037.jpg)
Languages need hype to survive. I just wish people didn't have to be blinded by it.
![Twinkle](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148054276Twink-in-bed640.jpg)
![Tyson](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1147858940000_1262.jpg)
![Brandi](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1147996720First-Kittens-May.jpg)
![Putt-Putt](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1147878887Putt-Putt.jpg)
![Michi](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148499591Michi.jpg)
![Moofur](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148063763Rickkitten.jpg)
![Lexie](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148015083baby-lexie.jpg)
![Princess Pickles](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1147704123Princess-Pickles-.jpg)
![Mercy](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1148399740DSC00734.jpg)
![Charlie](http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1147964907Charlie-2.jpg)
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I don't know who my grandfather was; I be much more concerned t' know what his grandson will be.
Leroy shat in the corduroy thorn bush.
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
If anyone needs a VMware appliance that has gtkpod with video support, that fits on an ishuffle, let me know...
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what would david palmer do?