Are you still calling waitresses Sally? Is that still your thing?
you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
I didn't write that error text, Microsoft did.
it's a squat, not the charleston
it's a computer, not a magical unicorn.
i'm gonna go hot chicken myself to death in my house
i had you pegged for a lifetime cohabitator.
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i am totally an eastside convert
I'm violently against using a [relational] database, everything must be version controlled
But if I said 'good bourbon' and you thought 'Wild Turkey' or 'Jim Beam', then good Lord, son. No. Turn off your computer, pack your bags and move out of the fraternity immediately. Its time. Leave your sweatpants, jerseys and sportball caps behind they a
Teyos gotta teyo
ohhh yeah. look at all that *red*.
what's the ladder?
pushing without -f is for people that aren't absolutely sure of themselves
I'm gonna buy myself a bed and a camera.
that guy doesn't really look like a gerry.
I'm dissapointed in you.
When he opens the door then what happens with the airflow?
I have no idea how you made this more complicated.
It's 11:41 somewhere.
We have never seen such a homogeneous group teetering so close to special needs levels
bourbon is a small batch explosive
That must have taken place after somebody deleted my account
Where somebody was you?
Phillip scrambles my insides!
bugger crime
some fires need stoking
I've got a meeting in four minutes
drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk
Put me in the show fool, and dont do drugs!
I NEED WORK, FOO, Stay in School
I guess it's as close to Liquid Banjo as we're going to get on this earth.
I'll trade Tim Tiebow for Correct Data in SQL
I don't want to go back to squatting 700 lbs. instead of 800 lbs.
there are some other pages, but you probably haven't heard of them
:w !sudo tee %
that looks like an environment hating you
TWO MINUTES, MacGruber!
