I catfished your ass!
Vessyl: The Toilet Bowl That Knows What's In It
smyrn = the first tiny moustache a boy grows and refuses to shave. typically these boys live in smyrna. hence, the smyrn.
fucksakes
including grapefruit and vodka slushies and a frozen Jack Daniels and Coke.
i dunno, there aren't any
I dislike chat as a service.
NCAA violation?
we have some n queries
let them buy you food and drink, they can grab your thigh once while you're seated everything else costs money
meat parties are great
It's only 127 pints
The proposals in the House and Senate to add about 38 billion to the Obama administration's 58 billion war spending request threatens to create an authorized "slush fund," according to budget analysts and spending critics.
I wish this microphone was a giant horse cock.
The word 'Minecraft' is Googled more often than the Bible, Harry Potter and Justin Bieber.
Can I get the Sheboygan Side-by-Side?
life's a bitch and then you die. that's why we get high. 'cause you never know when you're gonna go.
Stephen Yeargin has asked to join East Nashville.
Digable Planets and Outkast had a beautiful love child.
that's a lot of wood
i don't even know who to be angry at.
sorry some dudes generations ago signed a social contract so ur a save now lol
life is nasty, brutish and short cus mumble mumble jebus save us
why not text me? why use facebook for that?
Nah, an update to a ticket to fix a typo in the original request. You need to put in a whole new ticket.
Attempting to fetch qt4-mac-4.8.6_0.darwin_13.x86_64.tbz2 from http://packages.macports.org/qt4-mac
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Your asshole is essentially a terrorist
emacs is why your steaks are salty
Heaven's just a funky moose!
Yo! This is Zero Cool!
When a guy wearing a cape tells you to do something, you do it.
that's what you get when you spend 100 with a guy named snowball in ashland city
Is halibut a chinese fish?
why
Isn't the glass door open?
move to franklin
The individual liberties preserved in the US Constitution were no longer a consideration [at the NSA].
delegated down a few rungs
A new study says 2 year olds in Boston drink as much as 4 oz of coffee a day. But it's OK because Boston kids need that coffee to deal with their hangovers.
You can migrate your Aperture library to Photos for OS X, including your photos, adjustments, albums, and keywords. After migrating, your Aperture library remains intact.
I'm peeing and doing Simpsons quotes
Skrillex fans: furries with commitment problems.
you don't warm up a steak. that's a gross thought. what is he doing, sitting on it? you can find 6 people on the bus to do that for 5.
Generated using a combination of time since the west adopted the gregorian calendar and the node id MAC address.
it doesn't matter, consciousness is an illusion and we're all dying over at the speed of light
do i look like a medium to you?
don't even worry about payin'! just have a seat and pray with me!
github is never down for very long, and we should be avoiding putting ourselves in situations where a deploy is that critical
And when we say good-natured, we mean really good-natured, as the guy, out of the blue, handed a sizable amount of what looked like some pretty dank weed to a friend of ours for seemingly no reason at all.
I'm a smart guy, and I mean even compared to regular developers...
The w worries noise bands ib pdx
Pours thin, very large head.
To be blunt about it, the moral of this story is pretty simple: Encryption backdoors will always turn around and bite you in the ass. They are never worth it.
Since the NSA was the organization that demanded export-grade crypto, it's only fitting that they should be the first site affected by this vulnerability.
Bed, Bath & Beyond, fuck yeah!
On or around May 12, 2014, from an IP address not associated with an Uber employee and otherwise unknown to Uber, John Doe I used the unique security key to download Uber database files containing confidential and proprietary information from Ubers protec
The contents of these internal database files are closely guarded by Uber,
There are only 4 unique cities in the U.S. New Orleans, San Antonio, Boston, and San Francisco
no job too small
Wow
xen has more holes being plugged right now than yermom
Damn, first Brooklyn, now ISIS? Rich girls will gentrify _anything_.
Want to live in a Chinese cave? According to the LA Times report, a primative one-bedroom cave without plumbing might rent for 30 a month, and a deluxe three-bedroom cave with plumbing could sell for about 46,000.
because the cryptography is employed end-to-end, no entity is able to spy on your communications