to know me is to love me.
I like arse over tit.
I seriously need a beer in my hand.
if they can't say no... fuck!
web development is stupid
i like perl
I'll give you a dollar to put it in your mouth
mile 55. My penis is hot, but i can still feel it.
you're just a dumbass jarhead
Any sensible person who reads the end user licence agreement accompanying Vista would, I'm sure, prefer to opt for a cell in Guantanamo
see, chatty is always right
could you get me that in some sort of portable document format?
tguy has brown fluid dripping out of his tailpipe
Hey, I like fox news.
bastards
tumbleweed dot liarfish dot org?
scott!
ps. i hate virago.
Thrash Band in the Boro!
oh no. I think we're out of nipples.
I want to look like an axe murderer.
I do... huh?
those puppies are breaking for freedom
apparently drunk james smells like a female bassett
your compassion and caring disturbs me
Who is Kevin Barnes?
i would like a texas chili chilidog
You'll never convince me that oracle is faster than a shell script reading a 16GB flat file into memory in a shell script
Gee Earl, whacha got on sale?
we'll script-kiddie the thing.
i hate orphans.
I was expecting a bloodbath
don't stop believin'
i like writing parsers.
boing. *SMASH*
but it'd not like no one's ever been misquoted in here before
what do you want to test, because i'm probably already testing it
To create a usable piece of software, you have to fight for every fix, every feature, every little accomodation that will get one more person up the curve. There are no shortcuts. Luck is involved, but you don't win by being lucky, it happens because you
i am an idiot.
i should add web page design to my resume.
Nothing more irritating than fuckers lying to my face, telling me I started getting violent, when I didn't start it.
We have to stress test the new blade firmware.
don't blame the beer.
Well I know I'm right
i never keep dead hookers in my trunk. i keep thim in someone else's trunk.
I just choked on skittle-spit
searching works now. yay.
working on fixing safari rendering. sorry.
