I'm not going to give you a civics lesson here.
women shouldn't wear pants.
Barnes is a pussy if he doesn't run this week's marathon
in the sixth grade... i was a high jumper.
Welcome to audiomeet, you are the 11th caller in the conference
When God gives you AIDS, make LemonAIDS
Where'd the air come from?
Have Faith! ... The 9/11 hijackers did!
real scientists don't believe in carbon dating
Top scientists don't even believe in evolution.
I'm a team player.
The theory of evolution does not and cannot explain so much about the universe that we know. For instance, when and how did water evolve? How does it happen that gravity can hold us to the Earth, and at the same time allow us to step up without any troubl
I just ate 15 cookies.
Nothin' takes tha taste out o' peanut butter quite like unrequited love. Where's me rum?
That was the worst birthday I think I ever had.
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just feed the machine
feed the machine
With the exception of it having two sandwiches, it's a lunch like a normal person would bring