The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
When I forget how to talk, I sing.
Also, whenever a programmer thinks, "Hey, skinslets do the entire website in flash, what a cool idea", their computer's speakers should create some sort of cock-shaped soundwave and plunge it repeatedly through their skulls.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will land among the stars.
Checking her fever with two in the beaver.
I sure hope Jenna doesn't read tumble. Because I hear there are sasquach in Canada.
Dude... Canada's Awesome... All the girls are hot and the guys are obviously gay!
That's just the way we do it here at the bank. You'll get used to it.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
the mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
where is traceroute located on unix?
h18000, that doesn't sound like a printer, maybe it's their username.
As far as I'm concerned, reality can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
ubuntu doesn't use a root account.