If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
I've never liked LDAP.
you guys are assholes.
Man has trouble being born, and should spend the rest of his life relaxing.
Even though everyone else did, I didn't notice her cleavage. Although she's looking away, her eyes still dominate the shot.
Would that me hook were as swift as me tongue.
never ask a stripper what's wrong, they will tell you
JAMES
Appearances often be deceivin'.
I have a Sharpie. Oh wait, do I? I have these, Crayolas.
If I can have honesty, it's easier t' overlook mistakes. yarrrr.
There's actually overwhelming evidence that dinosaurs have always lived with humans.
FEasco.
dan mcguinness? did you join a frat?
mmmmm work ethic mmmmm
You gotta break the law sometimes.
Use what talents ya possess: tha woods would be very silent if nay birds sang there except those that sang best.
I'm 17. How did you think I wouldn't steal your weed?
flicker cropped the ad, that was the important part
You are probably here by mistake or made a simple typo.
Travelin' through hyperspace be not like dustin' crops, boy.
The only thin' better than love be milk. arrr.
I wonder if cruise missles think they're going to get virgins when they go to heaven.
Languages need hype to survive. I just wish people didn't have to be blinded by it.
I don't know who my grandfather was; I be much more concerned t' know what his grandson will be.
Leroy shat in the corduroy thorn bush.
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
If anyone needs a VMware appliance that has gtkpod with video support, that fits on an ishuffle, let me know...
what would david palmer do?