love be turgid not flaccid, love happens in dorm rooms, n' at work.
The documentation is in the code
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
fuck me that was morgan freeman
get busy livin' or get busy dyin'
I used to be upset when AOL, Prodigy, and Compuserve let these idiots onto UseNet. I felt it made Americans looks crass, uneducated, and stupid. Then I realized... we are, and I was upset at the truth.
Aryan is shiv bait
kevin is a douchebag
yes
so are like heat and chatty a couple now?
I don't trust daves.
...but the scientific method presumes something to be true until disproven. Therefore my belief in God is quite scientific. You must disprove His existence....and you cannot. Therefore you lose.
snowballs are sexy.
A sexually frustrated tasmanian devil is tame compared to James
Brad is tame compared to James
mets swept, can't clinch
I much prefer cherry-flavored boobies on my bride to be
the country I grew up in was culturally united, even if it was racially devided. We spoke the same language, had the same faith, laughed at the same comedians
when you write software, you should not, in my expert opinion, write it to point to a particular IP address
You exemplify the 12 "P's" of national service: Poise, Personality, Professionalism, Positive mental attitude, imPress the customer, Please don't flush sanitary towels down the toilet, Phreeze plenty of ice, Placate, Pomp and circumstance, Patriotism, Pep
Proper prior planning and preparation prevents piss-poor performance.
I DID NOT PUT A FUCKING DOT DOT IN THE HOSTNAME! THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Licking your computer components before installation insures a proper connection
HAVE A CRUNCHY DAY
i imagine lisa has t' live in pleasantville.
Also Scott is ugly.
don't even get me started on judgemental treadmills.
i live in the ghetto now, so mexicans would be an upgrade.
kevin totally eats pupusa
meat pancakes
in your face mother fuckdr
got it
arr. snakes on a terastation.
I have a french dog named fi fi. When she goes number one, I call it oui oui
Cannot Power on Virtual Machines, "Not enough licenses installed to perform operation" Error Message
Beware of IBM and their Websphere "pixie dust." It's PCP and I'm pretty sure it is tainted.
lisa peed on me. ahoy!
I LOVE riding in vans when I'm drunk
She always wants me to stay over.
Just because she's a little chubby doesn't mean she doesn't have a vagina
i get em drunk then i ping em
