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          ok james, what I need you to do now, is capture that log file to somewhere.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
        
          There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases -- sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          Chowdaheads-Engaged in homicidal behavior on a massive scale: The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror I-XVI
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          touche means "you're wrong," right?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          you owe me $5, I heard a dog bark
          
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
        
          James would not make a very attractive drag queen.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          If you plan to put oracle on virtual machines or use a crossover cable instead of a switch, your IT carreer is over
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
        
          So reiser doesn't just destroy your data....
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          It's the best ol' pain killer since hurtin' began.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          Oh no james, the commander might die
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
        
          you can't take 9 pregnant women and have a baby in a month
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          They're the fluffers of Liberty.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Muslims hijack airplane to demostrate how outrageous it was for the pope to suggest they were violent.
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
        
          It's vile. It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        









