




Try SCE to aux

Those are imaginary... Like Unicorns.
Rapture is Not an Exit Strategy

Ideologies are ways of organizing large swaths of life and experience under a set of shared but unexamined assumptions.













Fuck you, bitch!
I was born to rock the boat.

Fuck congress


Ah agh! shit!







I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk, waitresses, hot. Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter!

Romance, Iâm told, is the delta between your selfish asshole baseline and the occasional deviations from that baseline.

Congradulations Universe... You win.




Takei out... motherfucker.

I said, I needed *more* limes






i don't like the new james white

do good things and good things happen




I like the straw. The straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. The straw is your friend. Until you lose eye-contact with the straw, then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.








And while you're at it, do something about the iPhone before it gets a few more features and starts hunting John Conner.








Boobs.










Any sufficiently advanced technology be indistin'uishable from a rigged demo. ahoy matey!

I'd like to order 4,000 lattes to go.

























