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          Those are imaginary... Like Unicorns.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Rapture is Not an Exit Strategy
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
        
          Ideologies are ways of organizing large swaths of life and experience under a set of shared but unexamined assumptions.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          Fuck you, bitch!
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I was born to rock the boat.
          
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
        
          Fuck congress
          
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
        
          Ah agh! shit!
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk, waitresses, hot. Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter!
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
        
          Romance, Iâm told, is the delta between your selfish asshole baseline and the occasional deviations from that baseline.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
        
          Congradulations Universe... You win.
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          Takei out... motherfucker.
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
        
          I said, I needed *more* limes
          
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          i don't like the new james white
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
       
        
        
        
          do good things and good things happen
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          I like the straw. The straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. The straw is your friend. Until you lose eye-contact with the straw, then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          And while you're at it, do something about the iPhone before it gets a few more features and starts hunting John Conner.
          
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          Boobs.
          
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        
          Any sufficiently advanced technology be indistin'uishable  from a rigged demo. ahoy matey!
          
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
        
          I'd like to order 4,000 lattes to go.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
       
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
         
        
        
        

