In God we trust, all others bring data
Ninjas align themselves with the RIAA and MPAA, as they are both enemies of pirates.
i feel inferior
i'm doing it.
but congratulations heath seals, you have offically reclaimed your honor from the firecracker 5k.
sesame seeds
what are the sesame seeds made out of?
those rule
these little 'burgers' were made by lisa... 'nilla wafer 'buns', peppermint patty 'burgers' and colored frosting as 'mustard and ketchup'
Let me tell you a little something about Jesus.
Everyone is my monkey
Strawberries contain more vitamin C than orange.
Carrot Top's father, Larry Thompson, was a rocket scientist that worked on the Gemini and Apollo missions
Carrot Top's real name is Scott Thompson
I wanna play too!
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I love you guys.
my fat is high for the day
thanks for the info
i am gay.
i really hate you people
geez, can you believe that amanda
because Ian, you don't look enough like an under-aged gay prostitute
is there anything beer can't do?
that's Dave Letterman in the pic with the tires!!!!! EEEEEEK! I Less Than Three Dave letterman!
try a pulled pork sandwich
Bush butt probed, Cheney in charge
pants first pls? then leave?
You sound more like Heath everyday
Cert: No one can access Internet Explorer.
after 800 yards, sliiiide to the left.
minus the part on top that goes boom
NASCAR > Tour de Femmes
workin' fer tha gubmint be a two leaf net.
I'd hold the needle if they'd let me.
stephy that's not the sausage fest I was talking about, dear.
like fun ^ awesomes
Check your insurance coverage. A helicopter transport can cost over $12,000!
I know it was a sausage fest, James! I'm sorry! I only apparently know boys!
I ended up going to a sausage fest.
popped
He's like a cross between Bill Cosby and Kojack.
and heathseals is delicious!
crap! i don't have 4 nipples!
Landis is checking his e-mail or something on his iPhone while cycling with no hands.
If you can't (at least informally) prove a logical proposition, you've got no hope as a programmer.
draaank
there is always more sack to be had
I didn't mean to.
You can't show weakness
I need a bitch
lara, you should get a fucking plaque or something
mmm. dick.
do we have any old tired servers in the line
I passed!
^ for you bike homos.
i think he needs to look up the definition of whore, because James gives whores a bad name
...ah the infamous James White...
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I can always spot where the man-whores are.
I can't handle all that meat
What the hell is a crownie?
dammit
that there Octopus Weenie is what Lisa made her soon to be step-kids for dinner.
and he says: green, because ice cream has no bones!
and four rights makes a circle
I can haz incompetenze.
that's science, dumbass.
can dick cheney hold a meeting so secret, not even he knows about it?
soreness is fun
sweet jesus.
who is holding my leash today?
That is the best sandwich evah.
yay! you reached you destination!
One exclamation point would have been sufficient, and more grammatically correct.
/whois limey
Do you drink as much beer as Limey?
it's actually safe too create a universe in your basement
ya might want t' search flickr fer boobies.
