this one is history and so is braves baseball on tbs.
Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.
that nipple thing is weird


kevin barnes wont show up.
You don't know me, you've just seen my penis.


sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.
shea it ain't so!
No, I'm not giving a check to a tranny hooker.


There is always some nut who wants to live in a castle

one of the backstreet boys got away!


this

you had good advice, but jan's was bigger.
Users are encouraged to engage in the application of a Nerf Bat, or a more sophisticated LART, if needed, to correct the behavorial vector of this attack.

mount -o $15,000
I don't know about you man, but ideas frighten me...

here's your other duck
when was the last mom you played with?
beerbies!

you're right, I'm a motherf@a$3r.
my ass still hurts




The tiger mistook the guy for a cheeseburger.
I am in fact a beer snob, and won't order andy beer that isn't spelled with at least two umlauts.

How many additional dead Americans is Saddam worth?
speaking of boobs
thamks nuch!

there's a time for compromise. It's called later.
I think microsoft has a better approach

been there, done some hookers
damn you james white, you screwed me again




And that will be true 99 times out of ten.

JCLUVSU
latency is not a significant factor on the asurion network.


It's like being caressed by muppets

I don't do people. I do things.


you ginormous ass- gerbil!