well, technically it was, goatse, tubgirl, duckroll, rickroll
I believe the Nationals are going all the way this year.
sweet jesus
zomg. bsg marathon!
Dodging Sniper Fire Is The New Not Having Sexual Relations With That Woman
swallow all 12 inches.
Asurion taught me you can't make a difference
I think we should vote for titties
by the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandich!
i don't hate, i just f u.
ohio: f u
I'd give jeff lockwood a lapdance
I can make tango hotel not worryÂ
the reason he hates me, is the first time he met me, I was dressed in a cow suit.
It takes balls to be a transvestite.
I'm no historian, but it seems to me the path to democracy always goes through a warlord stage.
and screw you too...
screw you jamison
Guinness, however, happens to be a staple.
Bear Stearns is not in trouble
I still own the 1981: Mattel's Dungeon and Dragons game.
dinosaurs being ridden by lizard men with lasers and rocket launchers would be FUCKING AWESOME!
I feel extra itchy today
I'd rather you be dead than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year.
finally, us white males get a chance to influence things.
pussies.
that girl wanted someone else beside her boyfriend in her pants. I can tell I'm Puerto Rican, it's my 6th sense.
It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. How do it know?
I am accessorizing
I'm stupid.
I'd rather get rickrolled than goatse
at least he wasn't hitting a complete skank
downsides: no booze, limited produce selection, no club soda
One of my favorite business model suggestions for entrepreneurs is, find an old UNIX command that hasn't yet been implemented on the web, and fix that.
Hedonism... had even invaded the bosom of the Church itself...
fuck I hate java
will someone please explain what the hell that thing is?
i should not have taken a 3 hour nap this afternoon.
Are you the cute one or the one who can sing?
we're all gonna die
what the fuck happened to tumble?
oh scott, why did you not input validate?
foo.
i hate privacy
well, fuck.
...the detainees found country and western more upsetting than Hip Hop.
who doesn't love a mother child reunion? Even if this one involves climbing a very difficult tree...
I'm not wearing pants
I'm smart
thin mints should be listed as a schedule 1 narcotic
heated garage- fits tour bus
fuck Al-Qaida
The police are on their way, Batman
I'm not superstitious... I am a little stitious.
