we could make out or something.
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and it even creeps me out a little
this small can of V8 isn't all that satisfying
i am an epic idiot
fuck
I like Jesus, but he loves me, so it's awkward
I could come to the jwfc, but I'm at a Microsoft conference
please send me an updated resume if you are comfortable with the below opening
boobs are awesome
He tried to explain the how he did it, and I told him I didn't want to know. I just wanted it to work.
my feet stink.
can you ping port 80 and see if the web service is still up?
I beta-tested your mom.
big deal, i can do that
I wasn't bragging. When I saw I wasn't covered, I was just happy.
no such file - gruff
My name is Rob, and I support this holiday
fucking apple
fuck it, those who worry can
this wine buzz is taking longer than I calculated to wear off...
python is the new java
i'm about ready to kill someone today.
on a bad day, I'm a train wreck through an orphanage.
all figures assume 365-day year, 24 hours per day, 60 minutes per hour.
all I can do is repeat what oracle is telling me
I eat weenies
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fat ass.
The Democratic Republic of Congo: neither democratic nor republic in any sense of the word
The Democratic Republic of Congo: Like a zoo you get killed at.
this is the reason that people think southerners are a bunch of fuckin inbred morons
