GET THE CHEESE.
boobies
If syslog-ng is compiled with PCRE support, Perl Compatible Regular Expressions can be used using the type(pcre) option.
me mom n' heath's mom.
because fuck.
Hold on, I will just review the ticket...(long pause)... Now what is the problem?
Have you ever had a lactic acid threshold test?
Rumsfeld, what the hell is going on there? Are you watching what's on television? Is that the United States of America or some Third World nation I'm watching? What the hell are you doing?
I wouldn't mind going back to the 1700s. I've about decided that all areas of science are evil, including technological sciences. Technology is ruining this country.
If the Earth was in a state of primordial ooze, where did the boiling water come from?
i, for one, am far and away awesomer.
i am awesome
Heath Seals will save you $237,000 per project
Six Sigma Black Belts save companies approximately $230,000 per project
fuck you ubuntu, fuck you
i'm seriously thinking of vista mce.
start drinking, it gets easier
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.
boobies?
The amazing, disappearing Barnes.
There is no ownership [of code]
i hit my junk with chamois butter
I quit drinking coffee.
he's (Neal Stephenson) kind of a geeky author.
They once said a black man would be president when pigs fly... one hundred days later - BAM! Swine flu
you look like my sixth wife. and I currently only have five wives in my eternal family
no Duke Nukem Forever? Now I need a new reason to wake up in the morning.
is it time for beer?
I don't trust source merging.
f u
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le fucking barnes
When the President does it, that means it is not illegal.
By definition, if it was authorized by the President, it did not violate our obligations under the convention against torture.
I'm at a package store where you can sit down and drink. Bad fucking news
sweet jesus. you guys stay trashed a lot.
get off me, i am dying my hair blonde now
marriage is a commitment. i mean, yeah, it sucks, but you work through it
