What do you mean we don't know how to make wier fluid?!?!
I'm switching to PBR, a good dancing beer.
think of the children
Did you hear MJ died of food poisoning? He ate some 7 year old nuts.
i am a douchebag
that dude is douchebo baggins
Fans gather outside hospital where Jackson was taken.
how fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome?
NOC Area: The Quite Zone
This place has one of your type of smug Linux guys...
heath: don't make me give you a 6/10 rating, buster
If it [lockstep] works as advertised I feel that if one host bluescreens the 2nd will probably bluescreen milliseconds later
How about you just quit being fucking stupid james
i rate Chatty 6/10 on the friendliness scale tonight
all jeans are merely jorts waiting to blossom
fuck eddie vedder fuck pearl jam fuck the asshole who lived upstairs from me and played that one fucking album of theirs 6 hours a day, every day when I was working nights and fuck jeremy too
Bluetooth!!!! It's like telepathy.
would you like cream and sugar in your latte?
Libraries trump language.
does anyone need anything... not kevin
you can do anything for 100 minutes.
Because the fossil is similar to a modern lemur, it's unlikely creationists need any interpretation of the 'missing link' other than it was a small, tailed, probably tree-climbing, and now extinct primate from a kind created on Day Six of Creation Week.
She's the canonical MILF.
And even the MPAA itself recommends using a camcorder pointed at a TV as a way to make fair use copies
because unicorns are motherfucking majestic.
don't look past the $$$ bitches
damn it.
because clicking 'Next' is for suckers...
my company was built with he-goes-to-my-church nepotism
XML is like violence - if it doesnât solve your problems, you are not using enough of it.
Not you Fat Jesus.
wow, an aziz action figure
Do as little as possible, and that unwillingly. For it is better to receive a slight reprimand than to perform an arduous task.
i collect pampers points
i am a pergina.
After two months of honest effort to learn to love the mac, I realized that the only apple product I am compatible with is the iphone.
turns out there's also a spec for ENGLISH
Isn't the Dow Jones Industrial Average just a short twitch numerical representation of a bunch of guesses about other people's assumptions about the financial well-being of an arbitrary group of thirty out of tens-of-thousands of possible companies? NO! Y
Dell's Mini 9 vanishes from retail site as red Studio XPS 16 returns (update: Mini 9 is on the outs)
mmm college girls