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dude, a cockpunch is always awesome
i blame steve jobs.
james: i hope he tosses water on you.
neither of us lose at gay chicken
putting data into a SQL server is tantamount to writing it on paper.
[A]fter you pay the hooker, do her, then mug her. *bam* instant savings!
blah blah blah f u.
red hat just sucks
EverymanTri: News Views and Interviews of Great Endurance: Who is faster: Usain Bolt or a house cat?
don't be an ass.
r0ml (Robert Lefkowitz), thought leader, über-CTO and VP of Asurion
There's still time for me to fuck it up.
I'm going to be looking for someone to blow at the belcourt
a web interface will be available shortly
web interfaces are for suckers
because fuck.
i hope they're permanently injured.
make a u-turn, because you missed your turn, a u-turn
We should do a LARP where we both pretend to like to drink. At a bar.
i feel like a truck did a burnout on my liver
I just wanted to see what you having one shot would do.
you sounded sober on irc
because fuck heath
he's got an awesome gay schtick / twss
you should drink more
There are two kinds of people: 1) Those who start arrays with '1', and 1) Those who start them with '0'.
are prostitutes covered on the tax-free weekend?
ok, i'm going head's down and getting back to work
I prefer my porn in B&W. The rashes aren't as visible.
In November 2006, they claimed to be saving US$500,000 per year by using S3 instead of their own dedicated storage servers.
The Two Monoliths are amazingly positioned in a perfectly straight line.
she has a host * attribute
teyo was talking a lot about chef, I think maybe we should investigate [using it instead]
a hacky yet more elegant way
I really need to up the level of professionalism a bit
