We have a virus. Can you help?
i'm a PEOPLE PERSON
i got penis.
I only got shot in the head.
Holy Shit! I just got squared away by naked guy, how fucked up is that?
you will not use the Army as an escape goat!
i am soooooo ghey.
mmmmmmmmm cock.
FUCK HPUX
* a person in charge of the restarts. This implies a staffed 24/7 rotation.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
who's your founding daddy?
heath, did you crap yourself?
Go Heath and Chatty!
I hope chatty kicks heath's ass
looks like he's gained his beer belly back.
what is that thing?
there are no words
sweet jesus that photo is awesome
dammit James is sexy
evan looks better with hair, amanda looks better sans clothes
If you watch Girls Gone Wild backwards, it's like they learned their lesson
If you watch Girls Gone Wild backwards, it's like they learned their lesson
It's after 5PM and I _need_ to be drunk off my ass.
I can't believe I'm not completely drunk off my ass at 5PM
I can't believe I'm completely drunk off my ass at 5PM
and said it will have a classy, upscale feel to it.
i am soooo gay
Don't stop drinking.
every activity here is a thinly-veiled alchohol delivery device
james *is* my google
You cannot go wrong with a throat punch.
there's hot, and there's 2 pitchers of deadguy hot
like five asian strippers beat me up
brass stables is AWESOME
I need meat
If I have it really solid for a girl, I'll ride by her house on my bike.
booby is kinda cute.
he's a big guy. i bet she's sore this morning.
I am pretty sure it's fucking me
@foo is alsi a ludt
James White's not going to get in trouble for rebooting the kernel paniced loghost, is he?
what about dvda?
I do 1/3 gatorade to 2/3 boobies
this miley cyrus song is kind of catchy
you're going to get fired...again
You should see the fine print that we've managed to cram into 'land of the free'...
I'll analyze it... with science!
jumping is not part of triathlon
I'm no kevin 'can i put it in your pooper' barnes.
She's 32 so she's probably too mature for me.
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.
i don't understand why the fuck you haven't won roubaix
i mean come on, people, we're trying to have a civilization here
I ordered the "Prince William
