You know what else is more seductive than lying back and letting people rain blows upon you? Everything.
f u suburb motherfuckers
i should have stopped at the liquor store
you're the worst designated driver ever.
bwahahahahahaha
was heath the guy at the bbh that didn't drink?
I gotta go make some high life
I keep hitting you bag
if you muffintop you should be killed
Yo mama so fat, she uses an iPad as an iPhone.
we had this dicussion yesterday
so network guys don't like boobs
my nipples always point to the nearest apple store.
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to do crap for us so we have more time to stare at boobs
SNAT .... ch
i woke up in tijuana with two hookers and a tattoo
Is admission to the Holidome free?
He's a good man, and thorough.
I don't pay for iphone apps
what's the deal with boobs?
I found that out the hard way after 4 hours
So that's how it is in their family.
make something and sell it for fuck's sake
You know that song 'Always something there to remind me?' It has to be about STD's.
I am just dumb.
you are not
[running windows in vmware server]'s like a comedy of errors, except instead of being funny it induces rage
step up to the plate, bitch
never agree to do work
Because baby boomers are tards. When they die weâll all be better off on the web.
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Binary packages encourage inconsistency and incompatibility, whearas source encourages unified development frameworks and integration
9 out of 10 people approve of gang rape
Is there like a 'for Dummies' book for all of this [enterprise DR architecture]
holy fuck, i think i'm a republican
fuck tennessee
it's big enough -- i should listen to it
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it failed twice, so I tried it in production.
I never changed it because things were working.
it's blue moon, not beer
i caught more fish today than i did in the 80s. and those were the reagan years.
you snooze, you lose boobs.
virtual beer just pisses me off
There's no 'I' in 'stupid'
Barnes
Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
I keep my backups in Excel
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we prefer the term ice of color
and being stuffed like a foie gras duck
dude, recursive algorithms are hard - screw nested groups
don't use greylists in a crisis...
skymall! that five-mile high mall! that always has what i need
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COULD THE FUCKING JAMES WHITE FAN CLUB MEET SOMEWHERE ELSE TODAY!?!