there's a blog somewhere that reviews places
I am fairly convinced chrome is ready for me
i don't want my bits touching your bits
Vmware no longer sells licensing for just DRS. We'd have to upgrade you to Enterprise Plus
I'll suck your dick for a slice of that bacon cheesecake.
But I'm in the industry.
I don't care if it's the guide to living forever... if it's in Comic Sans, I'm not reading it.
Power Bottom
OMG you're building a nuclear weapon? but you're doing it wrong LOL.
that thing I just had you do? I just talked to HR, you need to undo it.
Haaaaaaate smug Linux guys.
but I'm not what you'd call 'normal'
i can't enjoy a party until i know where the bathroom is.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
I went home with a 6'7" dude
she could post up like nobody's business
You climbed over three cars
Is that how you like it Teyo?
it's like a shamrock, but with shockers
i fuckin' hate alabama
Please take care you do not make any with other source/target pairs.
I ate your biscuits.
You're getting warm.
getting rid of spoiled bailey's
you can learn a lot by having a bicycle
everything's hand tossed when you're single
and sometimes when I think I shouldn't be alive... or at least missing a limb or two, I always think about james
i wish i had a nickel for every time i've heard that story.
oh God, *gasp* If you just let me live, I won't dr..., I'm not going to lie to you God, but I'll never take those mother fucking pills again. I swear.
the plural of anecdote is 'science'
I blame the sca
dude you liver is fried!
i was born in the ladies room at yankee stadium? ugh.
I just hate the green
i wish
I am an idiot.
I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's bceause he's not to be trusted when he does.
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DO NOT diet or exercise. This will shrink your stomach and hinder your ability to eat bacon.
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That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
drink until you're sick and then drink until you're better
you may be taller than me, but i got a shorter dick.
balance is hard.
its miller time!
its time for a high life.
sudo logan
why would his mom call your penis 'abstract Nietzschean concept'?
did you do something you regret last night? Wanna do it again?
jesus that sounds homoerotic
Summer's Eve... Douche!
yeah, who ever made money that didn't make it from suckers?
I had the shot. There was no danger, so I took it.
kevin: suck it
james: f u.
time to go upstairs and stick my hand in a crotch, only to find out it's still wet
That came out of nowhere.
the shaft doesn't fit in the hole
it's only users, and fuck them
spaces matter
it would take more than a week of drinking for me to tolerate TMBG
let's root cause it
It smells like vagina milk in here.
is it so wrong to be beautiful?