and then start drinking Friday night and stay drunk until Tues Morning...
I can't believe we're doing this sober
there's plenty of blame to go around on this.
don't forget cock
i just go by what the fake id says
Stupid people click shit.
take them to the airport to *anywhere but here*
oh shit it's almost time for beer
Just avoid holding it that way.
baby jesus don't forgive
fucking nuts
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don't forget the goat.
REMEMBER BUNKER HILL!
if it ain't rainin' we ain't trainin'
not on my chin like last time.
you're not a cop.
snow cones bitches
WIN AT YELLING
fucking HIMEM.SYS
heh kb should know better than to set a problem in front of white
today is apparently just one of those days where I'm going to get my ass kicked
i'm stinky.
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I wanted to work out but *have* to drink.
why do you keep looking for girls with back problems?
fuck dev jobs go sell your sweet ass on dickerson pike you'll get fucked less.
hmm maybe these north koreans won't be summarily executed
FORTRAN bitches. FOR FUCKING TRAN
god I'm dumb
stick this diff in your pipe and smoke it
it's hot as shit
it's probably just linux being crappy.
if you are so heavy that you have trouble walking then more walking is exactly what you need you fat fuckers
web scraping is a career for some perl coders
larkin is awesome
That also works for women.
We have a lot of stupid ideas. Let's just do 'em all.
If I just love him enough he'll stop hitting me.
I just write all my tests to 'echo PASS'
No I didn't use cfengine. I just did it manually initially.
16 fucking miles of idiots.
I HATE BONNAROO
i'm getting my hair done tonight
because fuck pants
I don't mean to brag but look at my penis. whips Arm on the table
I need to find a new gig.
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Bikers are pussies.
you are not mark hamill
How drunk was stahnma when you left? He sent me like two dozen increasingly incoherent texts.
Yeah.
You mean the cycles per second where second is zero?
Yeah but those VM graphs are a 5-minute average. What about the instantaneous CPU bursts?
Do you know what you're talking about?
I wasn't joking about the beer.
anybody want beer?
I always feel good when something we give thought to matches up with something someone else gives good thought to like either a we're converging on some platonic ideal or b we're all equally stupid.
If no one misses fapestniegd by friday I'm going to delete it from disk. There are backups.
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i'm an idiot. that is all.