Even better team up with China and do it together for all our sakes.
but hey I'm a socialist god hating Muslim/Jew Arab terrorist I must hate 'merica
You will be married within a year.
not my problem.
why won't comcast go down when you need it to?
Albert Trummer, pyrotechnic bartender, gets November court date, says of incident: 'No one got hurt'
I came out of the closet.
don't drink half a keg and you won't throw up.
ITIL is that european for FAIL?
so far I'm not impressed by the guys we hired from Microsoft.
We can virtualize it but if the esx server running the vcenter-vm goes down and for some weird reason vcenter-vm doesn.t get vmotioned we will be stuck and will have to do some manual work.
In 2006 a crack ruby team were working as developers for large clueless corporations. These men promptly escaped and started their own company. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire ...Teh OGC.
Success breads complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive.
never again
never again
To summarize. Small group of Danish guys have built a hybrid rocket to take a human into orbit. They are launching it from a sea launch platform. Which they built of course. Mission control and towing of the rocket out to sea is done from a submarine. Whi
This orgy sucks
you guys suck
You may also want to reach out to our active user community as many of our customers are system administrators.
when pigs fly I get a lot of stuff. Like 3somes a new car a new house and that transformer i wanted in 1986.
System up-times of a decade or more[29] have been reported and features such as Rolling Upgrades and clustering allow clustered applications and data to remain continuously accessible while operating system software and hardware maintenance and upgrades a
The main idea of "Inception": if you run a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM everything will be very slow
i baked a cake
you working for luke could open some kind of rift in the space-asshole continuum
That isn't the first place I've heard it
sheriff's posse's on my tail cause I'm in demand
fuck this shit I'm getting the bazooka.
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organic garden. that's what hippies eat.
This fucker uses r's fuck em
member:heath: are you available tomorrow at 1PM to punch someone in the face?
there are no good developers and there are no good sysadmins there are only good technologists
Mf'n clowns
yeah. that was me
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The solution of this problem is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
here's a little more sun for you bitches
He said he wasnt drinking and sometimes has problems being understood because he only has three teeth.
