it's not a real disease if you didn't die from it on the Oregon Trail
at Brussels
clustering causes downtime
I told you that bitch crazy
some dumbass is always wanting to live in a castle. you know what? castles are fucking cold and drafty. fuck that...
Evan has no recent activity! The real question is - why?
The most exciting phrase to hear in science the one that heralds new discoveries is not 'Eureka!' I found it! but 'That's funny ...'
erroring out doesn't take any time either james
yermom's a gay fish
As the Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion...
some quote
thanks. now i want a belly rub
what kind of idiot are you?!?
Otherwise you'll be caught in a steel reinforced booth while the guards with the shotguns are called.
A CMDB is not a repository for storing discovered state it is a place to store desired state
It's like a half-gallon of beer.
I told you so.
If two men agree on everything you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
Simply auto-signing everything and relying on firewalls
heath's 16 is guilting me into a 5 or 6
Science seeks the truth. And it does not discriminate. For better or worse it finds things out. Science is humble.
Because if this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor either we've got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are or we've got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and t
Portland is a city where young people go to retire.
it's pretty obvious to me that sysadmins invented the code comment: you can't stop sysadmins from using them and you can't get a developer to use them
We are number one. All others are number two or lower.
...creates objects you can poke
Brent Spiner actually uses Android in real life.
Ordering of operations is less important than you probably think.
that's fuckin' weird
i'm an idiot
Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes
I feel like I got stahnke punched.
consensus isn't always a good option in a crisis.
you are such a fucking dude
I grew up in a poor family We could only afford to watch Bill and Ted's mediocre trip.
I want the one that won't jizz in my face
I like it a little nerdy
It smells like piss But I thing I like the way it tastes
instead if a flash they should call it HTML 5
I can't wait to post my first blog article on websages... about cfengine3
I hated [x] feature at first but in time you get used to it
possibly the worst developed product at Microsoft
it isn't running and it won't start
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all operating systems is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
We don't have filesystem mount/unmount semantics in the VMkernel to deal with this.
Knowing Sharepoint advances your career
Do you think [kevin's big suprize] is that [he's] getting married?
Python's a drop-in replacement for BASIC in the sense that Optimus Prime is a drop-in replacement for a truck.
give it to me
I don't care what you call it. just be there.
as you know Oracle tends to be greedy about everything
if they don't have a client cert they're obviously spamming
It's supposed to be 7 degrees Sunday night. Do you know what 7 degrees can do? ... 7 degrees can suck it.
i like journey. and rush.
I do what I can when I feel like it
There's no J in erlang as far as I can tell
My sysadvent article went up today. It's reads a lot like us talking at the bar.
The fonts keep getting bigger and it's in all caps at the end
I started with 1 proc and it maxed out so I had to bump it up to 4 procs in test.
Bet you also think every roomful of manure has a pony buried inside.
i manage my configs in /etc
Freedom of speech priceless. For everything else there's Mastercard.
Saw a sign that read 'Buses swing wide.' First thought may or may not have been 'your mother swings wide.'
debian gets you there faster but once you're there you're pissed.
Baby Imma love you like a snowstorm. I'm gonna give you 8-10 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for 3-4 days.
She's more attractive than she is ugly.
AppleInsider | Radio Shack slashes iPhone prices by $50, offering iPhone 4 for $25 with 3GS trade-in
Corporations like Caterpillar General Electric Harley Davidson McDonaldu2019s Verizon and Toyota also relied the programs.
I figured since James was out of town nobody would show up
netbook in the bronx
Oh and one more thing...
arrgh! You worry too much about yer job. Stop it. You be not paid enough t' worry.
