162 games to go
arafatm using a synonym for assholes
man it's like talking to lawyers in here
sozumera tell me again why I can't stick it in your pooper?
They're good people.
t there are such things as subject matter experts that don't come from a vendor. For some reason Management seems to believe that people who work for vendors are somehow better at solving Asurion's problems than the people who actually work at Asurion.
Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance
A maze be a sword with a stick. ahoy matey
It's a trap! A booby trap!
beer goes around my liver
they make longer cable
Apparently she's not a method actor.
my training schedule is in a spreadsheet
Did you get between him and food?
we'll push that off on Ops
there is no greater example of a work of fiction than a business plan
buffalots is one of my favorite hostnames
Why you not like my kernel?
beaver season is open year-round. no limit.
all i care about is getting teh pr0nz
Uh yeah Irish food is not good basically by definition.
with extra cheese to represent his extra suffering
i am gonna get blackout drunk this weekend and then eat an entire deepdish pizza from jet's on saturday to raise awareness for bradley manning
I'm not a salesperson
Okay. Who is Mr. Netherlands?
I like to pretend they're all evan's sister
just along for a lovely troll
Dearest Brandon I am still in soggies while you my friend drift aimlessly in ZNC limbo. Just sayin'
Pussy
not really a stout guy
However since the term is misused so often a form of irony called 'Situational Irony' or 'Cosmic Irony' has come into being. This is basically used to describe situations when God or Fate is playing silly buggers.
i miss fatties... you know why fatties suck good dick? because the HAVE TO
Fuck I need to go work at Asurion.
Here's a suggestion make fucking money.
who are these people?
i love you dude
sql optimization is quite easy. the less there is of it the more optimized it is.
risk leads to fear fear leads to process process leads to hate and suffering and meetings.
Release earlyrelease often.A rapid release tempo means quick and effective feedback. When each incremental release is small changing course in response to real-world feedback is easier.
Multiple SSD can be combined to run in parallel to achieve more than 2.2 million read input/output operations per second IOPS on a single node...
The kind of people who want to commoditize people don't call people people.
Coming in January: Next Old Nashville presented by 3rd and Lindsley Norm's River Roadhouse Brown's Diner and Lightning 100.
Miller High Life wants to be the official sponsor of you
friends lovers countrymen lend me your beers
I don't cheer for sports. I cheer for science.
if I were into dudes I'd be into Terrence.
i can't believe you drink with those fuckers
im glad i don't drink with you fuckers.
I heard you from the bathroom.
HOW CAN YOU DRINK WITH THAT GUY!?!
How can you drink with that guy?!?
That's just somebody's emotional stupidity getting in the way of the facts
and steve probably has a farm of organ-compatable chinese children somewhere
ooh. the migraine is back
It's not like we're doing something new here vmware is at least a decade old
You down with DHCP?
Tuesday's service disruptions are the result of a routine update performed on the system over the weekend....But the outage is particularly ill-timed hitting on the first of the month
