The Corgis' relationship with food is greatly exaggerated. It is blatantly untrue that we will eat until we explode. Corgis have a built-in monitor to stop one bite short of explosion.
run you stupid mother fucker.
i opened the fridge.
oh we'll just do some spot checks to see if the data is right
It's like virtualcenter just gets all clogged up.
To repay the loans Chrysler swapped out government debt with cheaper debt from institutional investors.
Am I a clown to you?!?!
The civilized internet interprets Sarkozy as a bug and routes around it
...it is recommended that TLS implementations allow the application layer to query whether the handshake has completed.
I can't go for that noooOOooo. No can do
kleptohomopyropedanecrobestiality
because wizards yo
aren't they the same thing?
I told you so.
evan is in a relationship? now i'm starting to think those judgement day predictions aren't so crazy
you need a production crew james
The silicone oven mitts. Great in the kitchen better in the bedroom.
What? It was a hooking penalty...
Lee and her friend were charged with assault with a deadly women.
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST CAN THE GODDAMNED JAMESWHITE FAN CLUB MEET SOMEWHERE FUCKING ELSE TODAY?!?
is that the james white IRC
I'll take the one on the right
No-one ever got fired for buying microsoft
but they should be
it's pseudotemporary
Multi-platform web service aggregator with filtered content and extended sharing features.
8 years at 12% [of licensing for support costs of microsoft products] means you would have paid three times
make abitrary deadlines and stick to them
There are 4 things I want to do this summer but they're roommates so it's tricky.
The safety word is 'ow'
oh man I'm such a hit with the ladies
It would be cold without the sun
nerds.
If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all
I've been a cubs fan my whole life
Joyfully celebrating the killing of a killer who joyfully celebrated killing carries an irony that I hope will not be lost on us. Are we learning anything or simply spinning harder in the cycle of violence?
I like being rubbed the right way