jameswhite it's not r&d if it comes with instructions.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          fuck let's buy an airwolf
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          bullshit volunteer shit
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          your automation crap sure seems to involve a lot of walking [down to the soekris boxes].
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
          The name of Gonzo's RV was the Titanic.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          first you point then you click
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          we all just need faster pipes
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          That's good. You have taken your first step into a larger world.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          not sure of the size. probably somewhere between the biggest and smallest
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          if people think it's correct to create a DSL for every problem domain you will get a hundred bad 'languages' none that do what you want.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I like the 'i' addition. I feel safer.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          then shut up and get back to work
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          PORN IS WHAT THE INTERNET IS FOR
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I don not have much knowladge on jquary.please please help me on this
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          It's just not Thursday without drunk texts from stahnma
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Kool and other mentholated cigarettes have been criticized for extensive marketing campaigns designed and intended to attract more African-Americans to smoke
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          SmartFuel takes the unique step of considering the cleanliness of the filling station and the safety of the surrounding neighborhood
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          ethernet is rj-45 phones are rj-11
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Like most major worldwide money systems BitCoin is a form of fiat currency meaning it only has value because people believe it has purchasing power.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          How afraid a person is of any given technology is indirectly proportional to their understanding of it.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          We have two app vlans [200 and 201] because 200 ran out of IP addresses
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Could the router be using all the available port 9100s on the printer?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
          I don't know if I could handle that
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I have made an important discoverythat alcohol taken in sufficient quantities produces all the effects of intoxication.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          home depot has a dry-ruby robot?!?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          So in other words you already figured out yourself that it's a bad idea to edit the config by hand. However you didn't yet figure out that it's better to edit the config via webadmin.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Infrastructures.org was proto-devops
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          One Real Asshole Called Larry Ellison
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I'm building some dashboards in Sharepoint and want to know if I can connect to the Nagios database with ODBC
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          don't shoot the transport layer
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          nashville: no technical talent
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          when I am king you will be first against the wall
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          at least i can rest easy knowing my money is going to support misogyny
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I'd rather run back-to-back Iron-Mans than un-fuck Active Directory again.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I switched all my family over to macs except my in-laws I don't talk to them anymore.
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I don't think I've ever fucked up that bad before.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Time for some bad decisions
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I finally know someone in the non-fake army.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          there's always *one* customer with their dick in the mashed potatoes
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  







































































