I have 4 lbs of pork bellies !!!
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          un-fucking facts again
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          this is how it should be working
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          just get it running on my desktop and we'll run comcast to it
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
          Do you have the info on the hard disk repair folks we used?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          this is a life-sized spreadsheet of our clients
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Do you have any idea how this second database we update manually has the wrong data, while LDAP which is updated programatcially has the correct data?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Did you know there is a lot of goatse on your TV?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Nerd bewbs. That is all.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Yet to be written.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          if the traders can't get to the trading desks, the arkets might be the least volatile they've been in years
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          you won't punch me at puppetconf
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
          Dear god there's now a calculator.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          The thing about these 'your mother' jokes is that they're lame and used up... just like your mom.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Save energy: be apathetic.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          actually reading tcl is much less painful than writing tcl
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I wonder if the pipe is down.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          bull semen daily
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          why don't you go to london or nj?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          The bus did not know it lost its load and had continued on.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I began successful careers in finance, information technology and management, developing software and leading teams all around the world.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          These people are all *horrible*!
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Tcpreplay doesn't support sending TCP traffic at a server because it doesn't synchronize Syn/Ack numbers in the TCP stream.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          so because it is not documented [ in the vendor's formal documentation on the options available ] we think it is no longer an option?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Hey, baby. You wanna go out and kill all humans?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I miss evan's meat
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          i don't know what a gist in irc means
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          It's not like they give you a handbook or anything
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          WebOS is dead to me
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Is there a command we can send to check if the printer is asleep?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I've never heard the term 'ping' before
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          would it make more sense to put this on a physical machine?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          billing > winning
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I question its accuracy in a few places
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          aaaauuhhhghuheen
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Oooh, piece of candy!
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I can send you a screenshot of that.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          This will be a smooth merger, especially since their cultures are almost identical
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Leaked AT&T Filing Fuels Critics' Claims That T-Mobile Acquisition Is Anticompetitive | TPM Idea Lab
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
          but even on a flight from Portland, Oregon to New York City
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          East Nashville: where Franklin comes to drink.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Sunday Grill-A-Thon at Chateau Le Barnes. Bring a side.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          ruby doesn't sacle
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          beer
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Dead Guy sounds good
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I think you mean double-dead guy
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          The opening guitar riff from Party in the USA makes me feel like I could take on the world!
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          if you drink enough coffee, the shaking stops
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I'd rather pay vmware than use shit from oracle
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          What's a dirty sanchez?
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Does fuckall right now
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          you and your math, james
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          How to wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy: Puppet Labs Recaps the OSCON party | Puppet Labs
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          ooooh breakfast.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          sweet jesus, someone woke jcluff up.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          my mic is working
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      

































































































