you can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning
I'm taking away your root access
Why does it already feel like a Thursday?
I will kill you with my sex!
I mean look at it. It looks like there's a monkey on your head!
I think my least favorite part of the vegan diet is the verbal part, where they explain it to you.
you gotta set some parameters or you'll never finish a list like that
The way some people debug makes me want to strangle people.
Asurion's expansion checks several boxes for Dean, downtown
You cannot unlock some secret double-not-racist achievement by just being regular racist. Otherwise Bill O'Reilly would be president of the NAACP.
Don't touch me with that weird shit!
I go bike riding, and I obviously go a lot.
I'm going to make out with random people
I rode a bike, for 13 miles!
You're in an good mood. That's odd. it doesn't happen very often. I don't know how to handle it.
I think there should always be someone physically at the datacenter in case of issues
i'm going to be drunk and/or masturbating on the plane as per usual
I'll just run the application [for our largest customer] on my desktop and run comcast to it for internet
why does your soliloquy [sic] always say 'heath crunchy beer'?
ipso...
she downs lone stars like Santa Anna's troops
she downs lone stars like Santa Anna's troops
publish, MOTHERFUCKER!
Pretend I'm the bible and intepret me LITERALLY
I figured out what I'm going to do. I'll put it in a spreadsheet.
The kick you get in the end will be in the junk.
The map you will get in the end will be in hand writing, so I won't need to save this in the computer.
real company
male or female, I hit on every annoying recruiter and ask them out. I've finally gotten some of the worst headhunter shops to stop calling me.
For many of my professional years my opinion has been that I dont need a to run an own lab.
Sidekick isn't in the App Store. That means Steve Jorbs in the iCloud did not authorize it, and therefore it's malware.
if it had tests, i'll bet the pagination would work
Is that how you like it, Teyo?
He's contacting their 3rd-party firewall hosting provider.
one of the sysadmins just brought a 1U box out of the datacenter smoking
You pull out the hammer, but to your dismay, it has the claw part on both sides. Still serviceable though, I mean, you can hit nails with the middle of the head holding it sideways.
oh no you didn't!
That print cray! That print cray!
I'm sorry, but you're so far beyond salvation that we refuse to work with you. Please seek out CORE BTS or LPS integration to throw your money at and have nothing change
fuckwittery regression testing
Because its not high enough priority
Easier than email. Thanks.
Yea, we dont use ILO or DRAC/any other equivalent
DANCE PUPPETS!
i was looking for a possibility to boot grub 2 without needing a filesystem with grub files somewhere on the disk.
Charlie actually delivered the Medicare line almost verbatim in the 1971 movie's Fizzy Lifting Drink scene, but it was ultimately cut from the final release.
binary is binary, but you really have to decode the language
The biggest benefit is, instead of setting up an SSH key, you can just type your GitHub username and password.
not a very good article and everyone is commenting based on their assumptions
I like to let things settle in a bit keeps the users from getting uppity.
are you threatening me?
hardens like steel
you can even drill it once it sets, and then Night Ranger comes on
tape it to the headphones
dog is friendly but will attack the vacuum cleaner.
unfortunately, I really dislike those people
She was born in the 80s, she still uses her phone as a phone.
we should try to do lazertag this year instead of just talking about it.
Anonymous Hacker AnonWormer Unmasked by Girlfriend's Cleavage Picture - International Business Times
it's definitely happening this year
Prevent Hot Spot Dangers
because my government is not unlike a giant bag of dicks
Music is the sensation of counting without being aware you were counting
I'm a greenbelt, motherfucker!
I wake up and I'm eating an omelet while looking at girls shitting in people's mouths and I was like, 'this is not how I want to spend my morning.'
I have decided to take random work emails and rewrite them by filling them with existential dread.
I've no idea what's going on.
very unique
I didn't hear what he said, but I agree with heath.
I am a simple person who makes up stories in my head.
My record would be reading all four Twilight Books in two days.
participating in the greatest circlejerk of our time
3rd attempt doing the same thing
Beards and skinny jeans are optional, but expected.
let's not be too hasty
He has risen from the tomb. O wait, that was me this morning after all night partying. Fuck religion, but happy sunday
Jesus is living in me. He is risen!
You Nigger.
just get out of agro range and you'll be fine
but I am drunc
fuck pikes
If people would just sit a their desks and monitor irc, they wouldn't be propagating bad information by flapping their mouths out in the hall right now.
beer:perpetually
technological gestalt consulting
I'm probably drunk
i don't need the internet to tell me that tastes disgusting
Try not to be such a fucking idiot.
talking to a bunch of sysadmins isn't going to help me get business
so long as cars have trunks, there will be hookers to fill them
can we write this in VB instead of python
Chicken Little was right.
do you just need an accountant?
you know those goatse gnomes
