because of stupid
icmp uses 4500/udp. right?
pull up an internet browser. preferably internet explorer.
Hiring stupid people is a mistake. keeping them on is a failure of management.
I don't have time to look at the graphs, I need someone to tell me.
more like cause and nil effect
Must be serious, logan's got shoes on
logan: only if it's a bag of ducks
We had a power surge and now the computer [ which was not on a surge protector ] won't power on.
it's fucking 3PM on a tuesday after a 3-day weekend and I need a drink.
that's not hard, I can do that.
ok, I'm becoming more and more impressed with this bitch
everyone takes it like a woman the first time
James white is an ass who may or may not have spit in his beer
Why are we just hearing about this now?
i can't be expected to read
I'm hung so hard I have to reboot to get out of the session.
whack it
I'd do you
let's make those numbers
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
In Razor you have a construct called a Tag Rule. A Tag Rule applies a Tag to a Node discovered compute node. A Tag rule contains qualifying rules called Matchers. It may seem a little complex but is actually incredibly simple.
Great, another *cloud* provisioning tool.
I just want to take this time to convey how extremely dissapointed in everyone here.
escape goat
Well that was borderline treasonous, and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis'... and the puck drops!
man. i need to watch more family fued.
I am at EMC world.
why do I feel like an escape goat?
Me: Why is [the guy that you fired a year ago] showing up on the security audit failing to authenticate? CPS: "It's probably got a service running under it.
soylent green is...dissidents!
man, there's a wikipedia article on everything
Well, seeing as Lithium is one of the most abundant elements in our universe, and our planet, I don't think we are going to have a problem finding any.
It's not premature ejaculation! It's an evolutionary survival trait! In the wild you must copulate quickly lest you be eaten by bears!
you should wear a wedding ring
what's wrong with /etc/passwd?
if you believe in god, then you just don't understand god very well
I like things that are made out of wood and smell of oil.
music city lil' achievers!!
Sorry, spic is not an acceptable word.
this is going on youtube
I heard that the earths core uses the fossil fuels to fuel it's magma and as we use up the fuels, the core will eventually cool and die and that the earth will implode with a giggle.
So to sum it up , if you believe we are destroying the Earth by burning fossil fuels, you just don't understand God very well.
then the arp requests wouldn't cross the router
now granted, we were pretty fucked up
I think half the sweat on my back was rick's
if you're always the indirect object in a story, you're doing it wrong
I'm like a side-street smoker, but for sex
Anything's the truth until someone sets the story straight.
beer is for socializing bourbon is for forgetting.
I have no beer at home.
buffalots is my favorite server ever
BAM
marketing asshats
engaging tuna blaster
woah. chrome.
thanks dick
solaris zones are where it's at
because teyo can't convince heath to use puppet, much less sell it
why the fuck are you not working t puppetlabs
give me a chance, I'll fuck myself.
you should alias that to 'shitty up' and 'shitty down'
I think they power off
do not use correct horse battery staple
ejecting /tmp/cdrom... trying to mount CD device hda
The CentOS CD was not found in any of your CDROM drives. Please insert the CentOS CD and press OK to retry.
WiFi Pineapple: an appliance to do WiFi snooping, password sniffing, and site-spoofing - Boing Boing
You cant just put He-Man in Transformers world. Alright, he wouldnt be able to get to Cybertron because he lives in Eternia, and Eternia is in an entirely different dimension.
you have not lived until you've been in a port a potty that's been knocked over by an attack helicopter.
it's the 220v dildo of headers
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person they will find an easier way to do it.
Did we come here in a DeLorean?
moby's dick
Amazon.com: Atdec Visidec VF-AT-NBC Notebook Arm and Monitor Arm Pole Mount Combination: Electronics
1 sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds
do the certs created by our authority have a dn on them?
you should have access to green-sw03,4,5.
man, i love tacos
homey don't play that
hahahahahaha
I need to know what effort it will be to get it done if we have to get it done. if you could work on only that
Sent from my IIpone.
we never learn
metalink says public
please let them write ruby. please let them write ruby.
they had that in the philippines, and it was magical.
the customer comes first
mostly they work
He's like the Stephen Wolfram of porn
you would be better off going with windows ME...
screws
I want yermom.
I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote
[The devil] he started as an angel and he _evolved_ into a devil
Comoving distance and proper distance are defined to be equal at the present time. That is, the two distances only differ at times other than the time at which they are measured
The current distance to this cosmological event horizon is about 16 billion light-years
Yikes!
How'd that turn out for you again?
I can get you off easy
nsfw
Print the form, Fill out the form, and scan/email it to...
I shouldn't have eaten those skittles.
whore
watch cbs interview with neil degrasse tyson on mining asteroids, get an ad for lasvegas.com/gaytravel
During the hadron era
If space is expanding faster than light can travel. Then it would be possible for the universe to be 6,000 years old as the Bible says it is.
The head of state has called for me by name. But I don't have time for him.
