setec consortium associated
james: asshole
they have a colored printer
she made Jeremy uncomfortable
I don't know if it was the heat or the snatch
It's people who don't update [their browsers] that make us drink It's Jennifer that makes us drink here.
Don't turn on the member:jeremy signal for a fucking javascript question, christ
I thought I heard something pop
james snatch learning
render unto caesar that which is caesar's
then i'm going to whack it.
Jesus'd
Yelp's Cravin' Asian
i hate you
imagine how many calories I could have burned today if I had been on cocaine!
beer
i need a beer.
warning: do not reuse one time pads
who's bleeding?
don't lose contact with the bar
No Journey before midnight, no bohemian rhapsody
[Asgard] was named after the Norse god of thunder and lightning
I don't do cocaine, but I love the way it smells.
we don't know how to deploy the app [ that we wrote ], do you know how?
at our old DR site across town
I think I made a pretty serious toilet mistake.
the best story of how the code evolved, is not necessarily the truth
apt-get install postfix
design-center/sketches/web_apps/wordpress/wordpress.cf at master · cfengine/design-center · GitHub
i am hopped out
Please don't call me 'Dildo God'
posting you random thoughts on IRC is a waste of time
Posting your random thoughts on twitter is a waste of time
For the price of a coffee a day you can get more speed with an SSD than you can with the caffeine. Stop drinking coffee and buy SSDs instead.
jameswhite: you won't do it.
just tryin' to get laid
Puppet in Pails.
zomg beachballs
I'm not an idiot, james.
Hamster
How drunk are you, on a scale from 1 to potato?
it's like a 'plop constant'
You're Fired
you're fucked
reading manpages is for pussies
Our smoked salmon pizza is a perfect combination of mascarpone, red onions and capers. Delicious!
They're not tribesmen! It's a modern society!
3 hours left
git rm Capfile
it's all shit
Every single sensible functionality I was trying to implement required a workaround to work properly.
I've been playing the same game of Civilization II for almost 10 years. This is the result. : gaming
I had a vivid image of me punching the girl to the ground and fucking her up
It was nice beating you.
The NSA Is Building the Country's Biggest Spy Center (Watch What You Say) | Threat Level | Wired.com
I'll just stop talking now. James likes talking over people...
a good dungeon master could get all strippers involved in the game
you and I should get a room together
Woodcock
why is everything you do so terrible?!?
rape is now a serious thing
don't be a cunt
you really have to suck hard to get it to come out
tits
if you're male there should be something between your legs. period.
i just jiggle it
do the world a favour, kill a fucking carnie
don't work with anyone whose name could end up an inside joke / insult in soggies.
Hey! How are you, Chaka?
push it in more.
gooooood morning vietnam
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magic.
what's wrong with my brain?
...
I've heard of padding an estimate...
Don't punch the wall
adapted from code found on the PHP website / public domain
telnet.php
i've almost got the squat
i really want to shop at lululemon. but i won't let myself.
I got in trouble at the coffee house
if we put baconaise on the moon, men would naturally follow
so what's a kernel bug? I hear you guys throwing that term around a lot.
the link below
If I could buy one of those I would.
It's not that bad
spray charts
I ripped my shorts
You mean, like parking?
Do we validate code?
tell me what's wrong with citrix
don't get me wrong, I like women
Poone!
I'm the stupid mother fucker.
I'm not sure who said it first, but I said it loudest.
I've got movies and baseball to watch. and afterwards I have VMWare manuals to read and beer to drink.
I don't think you ever helped me with anything
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COULD THE FUCKING JAMES WHITE FAN CLUB MEET SOMEWHERE ELSE TODAY?!?!
abdominal smoman
our customers will need to do acceptance testing in our production environment for this
it's true. I heard it on science.
You guys understand how RFID works?
That is what the group was led to believe.
tell them to make my fucking home directory match my username
I don't have a fucking home directory!
how you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen karl hungus?
oh I think you know.
why's it gotta be white?
what does DAV stand for? I can't find it in any of the MS .Net documentation.
node.js is the new coldfusion
i love enumerable
America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
fuck lawns
Bring your gun when you come here!!
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
it's all about the squat
it's a flying bourbon machine with internets
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
Status Information:Out of bacon
security is hard. let's go to conferences
It's like socks nailed to a door.
from then on it was all squigglies until the Internet