i'll just bring a few tasers for james
Global Islamic Caliphate
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knowing empires like the soviets or the british...you are a pretty cool empire
they were wrecked when we got them
there are no bad ideas during brainstorming
no pr0n IS a disaster
not on my network, bitch
listen to me now and hear me three months from now
y'all're so cute, with your little classes
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he [death] cheats a lot
hey which one o you is dumber
you'll need to rest till I'm not tired
you can rush perfection
Internet Programmer
you fucking terrorist
baby killer cunt
nothing should break [ if you do that to prod ] i would think
shit's not working
I've never seen you angry. I'm not sure these alleged anger issues of yours exist.
Are you a biker?
I'm never too full for meat
FiRsT NaTtl Badsrlkjfdsafl
And Robert is your father's brother.
nsfw = nope, safe for work
we need to push the changes to uat that we pushed to prod two weeks ago to get them on the same page
I was watching a video about spiders on drugs. How did I get here?
I didn't intend for that to sound racist, but now that it does, I'll allow it
These candles boast an amazing 40 hour burn rate.
I'd prefer not to get any
when the tits come out
what can you do with goatse on your face?
sounds like you need a spreadsheet or sharepoint
Remember, a flacid penis is a righteous penis!
The inconcievable nature of nature
If you read all vaguebooking/vaguetweeting with the assumption that they're saying everything they can without revealing classified military information, the internet gets way more exciting.
i may just get a mac.
It's like pulling peanut butter out of shag carpet
Judge says it's OK to use your seized phone to impersonate you and entrap your friends - Boing Boing
You're done sleeping
there's always a lively discussion
everything interesting in this world begins with Aristiotle
I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage.
Puppet has become the de facto industry standard for IT automation.
If you hire people just because they can do a job, they'll work for your money But if you hire people who believe what you believe they'll work for you with blood and sweat and tears.
could be launchd is fucked up and needs to be killed
if anyone ever invited me to melrose i'd go to the billiards and make a point of it
apparently I'm kind of a dick
sweet jesus. you fuckers are exhausting.
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I'm going to go ahead and have that third steak.
potential
I owe you a lap dance
I didn't know you were going to be here
i'm drinking.
Is he wearing the robot suit?
I think you have to put the 'http:' because 8080 is a non-standard port
this is how you train the snatch
And thrusting my newly pierced and naked midriff at all of them, because when you're a hammer everything looks like a nail, and between the alcohol and my goal-oriented aggressiveness, I was a slutty hammer.
specificity is the soul of narrative
this shouldn't even have to exist, but they've fucked up the potential for the Forge so much
back then it was all about the megacpus and kiloramz
The perfect housewarming gift for some asshole...
legendary superclubs of the world
i love lebanese
if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
cows are simply a mechanism by which humans are able to eat grass.
at this point in my life, at least 75% of my atoms must have come from roast beef
dead is dead, parts is parts, dead people are parts
What's the weather like in the backwards-ass world you're living in?
BYOM
best is to never have been born second best is to die soon
maybe if we could get it out of dennis kuchinich's pocket and out into the public eye
Step 5 of 4
suck it, higgs boson
I had anal sex, with a woman, well... to 4.6 sigma it was a woman
When Thursday acts like a Monday, you've gotta treat it like a Friday.
if-then-else-plinko
this is what happens when you try to make AI from regexes
the mayor of asshole doucheville
i hope your vagrant crashes
That's a good question. I guess you need to find yourself a unix systems administrator.
learning javascript is perverting the way i write ruby
i have shoes older than him
at which point you'll just need some sliverware and a blender
Take that Mythbusters
