pro-tip: .
maybe you two can play some competitive candy land between squat sessions
might i suggest <fill in the blank>
turns out <fill in the blank>
By the way, if you want to know what I think about this whole reddit experience - NOT BAD!
you're kevin effin' barnekr
I bet I deadlocked that job when I was in the database earlier
didn't seem to make it better
because fuck.
You made me choke on my carrot.
alsdkfjaldfjk.
I thought you were going to give up on that 325, james
blah, blah, blah ORIFICE
you will respect my securitah
I'm preparing for a hurricane, so I'm in a liquor store.
Nuoh. Mah. Gawd.
So SquatCon is the week after DragonCon?
Improve your demo sites with the power of corgis!
everything is butt-hurt nowadays. What's one more penetration
we need to change the organizational model, we need to have new best practices
It's like.. if you're a good enough sketch artist, you can draw your own porn.
i'll spank you next time.
that's a lot more flesh than I thought
James is like an ungentle zack galafanakis
Fuck Yeah! Me!
who here wants to have their lives ruined by minecraft?
surprised james didn't point that out. he's an ass like that.
Next week in Tampa the Republicans must admit that the difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.
I did not come to the bbh to be rogered.
majestic. It's magical awesome
buy me a strap-on
I will wear it if you buy it
I don't want to ever sober up!
Mehole, Kaprah, Yimmy, Blanter, Catzap, Dunzyinonezy, Simplert, Lustaminate
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Displayed for education use only do not reuse.
Is that even a real beer?
you should write a product called shove-it
curl -L http://www.opscode.com/chef/install.sh sudo bash -s -- -v 10.2.0
one does not simply attend a lemon party
i was certain i scrwed the 13 [subnet] by fat fingering a carp vip. i quickly unplugged the pfsense boxes and immediately started blaming jameswhite.
freakin' asheville.
It's not alcoholism if you're good at it
You've just been ousted as the mayor of Broadway Brewhouse & Mojo!
shit
I did rip out 'a lot of crap'
god dammit
whoever developed this did it for smart people! It will never work!
65 is this way!
that's like a half gallon
wow james, you have... a lot... of facial hair
there was no place for me to share and sell my images
You will be awarded some great honor
it was my moms birthday
unfortunately, the chains would only lift the fermenters up to about 70 degrees, so we had to get a couple burly men to help lift them the rest of the way so heath came out and helped lift them.
modern lab equipment with microfluidic chips can [sequence a single human genome] in hours
They were all shouting and laughing. There's nothing to be happy about around here.
Death Star of Americas financial oligarchy
whatever you do, for the love of Robot Zeus, do not under any circumstances keep aging. It will kill you and your family dead. Stone cold. That's not a threat, it's a promise, I mean, science!
maybe i screwed up
You know what else you'll have trouble finding on the Internet? Things that aren't true.
I'm here to help.
there are many, many ways to use this little box
That's racist!
It smells like 'handsomeness' up here.
Thank you for calling The Sword And The Shield conference center.
We generally do not put the superfluous 0 in UNIX/Linux hostnames scripting and such.
If you're not upsetting idiots, you may be an idiot.
I'm guessing.
hopefully we can get it plowed out today
updated cocc diagram
she was built for speed with the tools you need to make a new fool everyday
have you tried turning it off and on again?
windows allows you to hire a bunch of dump people
linus is bad
windows is great
Ability to follow change control processes
Ability to follow change control processes
I am full and would not like another treat.
I went down for you. You should go down for me.
but there's all kinds of factors that affect pricing and margins. you can still make money at the bottom.
I like my coffee like I like my women. Scalding hot and in my mouth
Pretend your talking to a really big dumb stupid monkey named leftover noodles
Is she your lesbian spirit animal?
don't be a piss-stain
I like to snort lines of it. I buy it in kilos normally. Hold it, wrong forum...
javascript is the rorschach test of programming languages... tell me what you see...
I was wrong.
I think that's called DeLarkin's Theorem
my stripper really likes me
John Rambo did not dominate most of Southeast Asia and part of Afghanistan by talking. Vin Diesel did not dominate the world of dramatic acting by dreaming.
You've worked more today than you have in like three years.
Tequila? What were you thinking? It's the Mel Gibson of alcohol.
but, science.
kevin and rick are awfully quiet. do they do work now or something?
Shitting is the most manly thing you can do.
Turnbull will talk on subjects such as 'Cultural Mismatches and Business Awesome'
I guess everything really does talk to ldap
./configure && make && make install
it is infuriatin
the very four digits that Amazon considers unimportant enough to display in the clear on the web are precisely the same ones that Apple considers secure enough to perform identity verification.
Can anyone tell me the IP Address for [ fully-qualified-domain-name redacted ]
Iâm tempted to do this whole post in caps. THATâS HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT IT. â TheBloggess.com
it's a little bit like pornography, you know?
Aren't halflings an Italian women essentially the same?
sweet jeebus that coffee smells so good it makes me want to punch a baby
I'll buy the girls a drink
shuttlecock
I get the feeling no one at this table has gotten laid in 6 months. Except for me
oh god, oh god, you're making me hard
Fast-paced environment Agile practices are too slow for us.
is pornscale bigger than webscale?
When you stream porn, assuming a low resolution of 480200
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I drink my two beers a night. Every fuckin' night.
I deployed my first app to sudoku last night.
I'm on a mission to civilize
