You know what's better than a 6% beer at sea level? A 9% beer, 1 mile high.
ahh, ass pants
i tell you what...
put your arms against a wall and bend over
you're evenly divisible by dog years
Enhance. Enhance. ENHANCE!
here's how science works....
My web store will be down until Friday for some routine site maintenance.
Maybe he's doing SQL maintenance
it's a party at my house most evenings.
I've never seen Star Wars
turns out....
you're mentally deluded.
Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
Deleting a private repo will delete all forks of the repo.
This year for Halloween I'm going as slutty Keha.
dicks to the face! dicks to the face!
james: enough talk. just chug it.
Great repository names are short and memorable. Need inspiration? How about finna-be-octo-ironman.
and here are the halogen tanks for the server room
I didn't know about the chemtrails, explains a lot.
can you please email the text logs over? we block access to github in our web filter.
we dont need to do more of the same. We need to do stuff better
the horsies move in an 'L'
what a jackwagon.
Key parts of Ubuntu 13.04 will be developed in secret, to escape the critics ire
i think he got fired for religious reasons.
tons of protein.
i hope that didn't have a raisin in it.
and we all like drinking. probably more than anything.
stand clear of the swinging dicks please
jennifer will be there.
another computer on the network is using your IP address
Is getting rich worh it?
I use windows because it has a GUI.
I don't use scripts
My sister typed a report on special paper that dissolved in water, although we didnt know it. My father realized what she was doing and said, You cant use that paper. Then he ate the paper.
obfuscating some shit
can someone unlock my windows account
I make more in a night than you do in a year!
Don't your put your choo-choo on me!
emacs is better than heroin
think of it as cachefs for file systems
unless a nimbus event is generated into remedy ticket which is manual process, there is no way that L2 Server Support team aware of file system full on a particular server
Cokes
oink
Join Us: Rails Development on Windows. Seriously.
and then came a torrent of obscenity
in iOS 6 it's integrated with facebook finally
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easy now.
Just don't get it in my eyes
I don't think I should have drank that second Stone Sublimely Righteous Beer
Porn site seeks new breast cancer charity after Susan G. Komen rejects fundraising offer - U.S. News
God damnit! I'm one Javascript error away from being on vacation. This is my worst nightmare.
that bitch ain't shit, she can Brock the hell out of me
i wear a seven, and you're out of order, 'cause i tell from here you're a seven and a quarter
fucking groin again
you eat a lot of steak
Tim is talking about the Pacific Ocean, which is big. But I'm talking about the fucking Universe
james is now know as member:y-james
that chick was good