I don't think I've been sober since I started at GitHub.
I'd drink it.
Enter your hours by day. PLEASE NOTE: the system converts fractions of an hour to minutes. You may enter fractions of an hour such as 1.5 for one and one-half hoursbut the system will convert it to 1.30 for one hour and thirty minutes.
hell, i'd piss on a spark plug if i thought it'd help!
yabbadabbafuck youuuuuuu.
no
you just tell the wizards and they fix it
You no longer need to remember how to spell Albuquerque.
I guess you're not completely useless.
we've had men in these silos since before any of you were watching howdy doody!
why oh why do I have to be so lazy?
yay thanksgivign!
In the beginning, God said the four-dimensional divergence of an antisymmetric, second rank tensor equals zero, and there was Light, and it was good.
I love git blame. It will tell you *exactly* who fucked you, and it usually says 'James Fryman.'
She's 32, single, just graduated from cunt school
for james white
I'd take a bullet for that spic
I brought the hand-written list to you on an 8.5x11 sheet of ruled paper, so you'd know it's important.
So. Many. Horny. Divorced. Cash-strapped. Skanks.
most people probably would [click through a bogus cert]
I thought we were going to have to have some kind of intervention for james or some shit.
i wasn't really that impressed
i'd rather run up against a limitation than have unused features that someone things we need to use "becase they are there" and that's what most jira-like tools bring with them
fucking managers
Brandon's not pretty, he's pretty for a computer nerd.
"IT CAN BOLT ONTO YOUR CMDB AND INTEGRATE WITH VCLOUD DIRECTOR
The vote Tuesday marked the end of a grueling race. For Obama, the election is the last time his name will appear on a ballot, or so he claims.
all white people who voted for me, you are now honorary black people
Is there a Moore's law for Logan?
That actually sounds pretty disgusting.
And Ronald Reagan, who Europeans see as the embodiment of both the evil and absurd aspects of American politics, was a peaceful man compared to the standards we have since become accustomed to. He only ever invaded Grenada.
Oh god, it autopopulated!
It was all so different before everythin' changed.
If you comment out the code inside a for loop, please make sure you also comment out the for statement
maps are fun
Electors in these States are not bound by State Law to cast their vote for a specific candidate: TENNESSEE
FUCK YOU WINDOWS
no beer for heath
Amber has another cake for me tonight
worst. apocalypse. ever.
and ekcetera
best drunken noodles I have ever had.
But people will take it out of context
Who's the dude with the big snake in this picture
