Introduction to Fraud
is it still appeal to authority if you declare that you're an authority and appeal to yourself?
Other side effects may include violent urges or, similarly, the urge to be successful in business or finance.
we added some ajax refresh code and it's basically a causing a ddos
Enjoy the stability of a Fortune 500 company
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. There's no way they can prove anything.
my hole has a straw in it
gross
I know" "Just sayin'" "I KNOW" "JUST SAYING
Sounds like a gig for suckers.
Requires installation by a competent person....
I couldn't respond to your email because I was in a meeting, so I figured I'd just come tell you in person.
I'm too old to be moving switches around in a rack at 3AM
Unsupported => The requested Availability Zone is currently constrained and we are no longer accepting new customer requests for t1/m1/c1/m2 instance types. Please retry your request by not specifying an Availability Zone or choosing us-east-1d, us-eas
The safe word can't be 'no'
does our website use 2-way SSL?
just because it's thursday doesn't mean you get to goof all day.
here comes a link
does javascript care about whitespaces? Like python?
it's all fun and games until you're forced to install a java browser plugin
oh, that test just fails all the time, it's broken
what's conway's law?
Ok what is the rollback plan?
when it asks for the username/password just hit enter
call me when they have emacs
tragic dating decisions
what would happen if you tried to swim to the bottom of a reactor containment pool? You'd die. from gunshot wounds before getting to the water.
Not to be confused with the Apple iCal.
do those things have the payload capacity to carry 1kg of cocaine?
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i think it's a size problem.
[redacted] is the 'smurfed' of China
oh, you mean the frat party
I've managed to stay out of that goddamned spreadsheet this year.
one of the most fun little tools I've ever played with
well, that sounds like work
it's not work if you don't get paid for it
after_update :discharge_if_dead
oatmeal sucks
lots of pink to the west of nashville
go fuck yourself, son / this shit is meant to be fun / take your pedantry elsewhere
syn ack something something did you try rebooting miller time
i'm weary from being right.
we just manually put it in /ro
We each had a twenty-fifth
Drunk is the confused you want
Meetings are for delivering shame to people.
he's done too many of the wrong drugs
He's gone all Broken Arrow with the comments
Please don't tell Fox News who invented algebra.
Keep the Thor in Thor'sday. Let's get HAMMERED.
the hurry needs to stop
i may prefer speadsheets over the new version of gist.
Cause I'm waiting on her for input.
mansuck guys
man, suck guys
sweet. my first building evacuation
The eel sauce will drip all down your arm
asurion as a hole
heading to the harvard club
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3.14% of sailors are PIrates
i've considered nothing yet
Electrical Engineers use j
Brandon is up in your box right now.
I don't have limits.
a spreadsheet is enterprisey. welcome to the big leage guys.
how do package maintainers keep from slitting their wrists?
