you don't need a captcha on a purchase form because the credit card has to be valid
DO not taunt animals or attempt to enter animal exhibits
we are pretty awesome
AMERICA! WE BUILD TRUCKS!
he wants me to tell him what to type
Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise.
I'm not dinner hungry, I'm cookie hungry.
they'll never learn if you don't bill them out the nose
is the ip -> hostname info in ldap?
this server has a faint bouquet of 'stale certificates', and pairs well with a rootkit
snowflakes 4 lyfe
And a shot of estrogen. Don't forget that, he likes a shot of E.
i wasn't trolling!
Constantly seeking to gain new knowledge and skills
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I no longer have to work about security or identity theft. Now that I have my passwords stored in one place, I feel safe
wait, send me a LinkedIn request first
would you rather be endorsed on LinkedIn for 'goats' or 'blowjobs'?
I live in a dry commune
i love corporate america
I need to see how you flex your shaft
to be fair, they never had DNS problems
Apparently, yes. Prostitution, in fact, is a skill for which you can get endorsed on LinkedIn.
LinkedIn Wants Prostitutes To Stop Using Its Site
You're going to need to burn that jacket
Sugary drinks can be a part of any diet as long as your calories in balance with the calories out
future me will never suspect his coffee is full of LSD
the plural of beej is 'awesome'
I lead with my digits
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the Internet is my porn trunk now.
I am awesome.
They're the veal of pork
Ah! You got it in my eye!
those nails are for the other side of the fence
software configuration manager
TFS doesn't support branching and tagging
Challenge accepted
A friend of mine an old friend. Actually, very old. He's dead. That's as old as it gets, I'm afraid.
I'm awwwwwesooome
(.Y.)
god i hate white people
did we just accidentally become a motorcycle gang?
What is poop2 and how did poop1 fail?!?!
do things the wrong way a few times to make sure the right way is reeeeeally what you need
Red Pebbles now shipping
Balls.
PodCamp Nashville is the premier digital media unconference in the Mid South
What do you call a Vietnamese couple with two sources of income and no kids?
DINK!!!
it's not a place you wanna wear sweatpants to
I forgot to click finish.
Shipping of our BitForce SC ASIC miners has begun!