I'm gonna need another beer at the Stone Fox. You should have one too, unless you need to get back to your woman... oh right.
Going to Uganda, will resume game when I get back.
I'll do that when he gets here, so no one is totally fucking drunk when it happens
It shines.. It shines like the patriarchy!
curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
this is my hill to die on
no i'm not
there are cheaper ways to raise a monitor
fix it with a straight razor
we don't come here for change
PEACH COBBLER BITCH!
Our executives, due to the nature and proprietary aspect of the system, are not comfortable putting a time limitation on the NDA
Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
no offence, but you guess a lot
crisis averted!
I use visio for a lot of this work
how do you, kind of, you know, umm..
Why is it that everyone feels the need to dump on things, just because they like something else?
Corey Quinni is a contributer to Salt. When not slagging puppet...
The thing about the war on drugs is, every time you get high you win it.
we created zombicide characters in homage to archer. lana could carry extra items because she had such big strong hands
This is just the first brick in a very large wall.
I will drink all your coffee and shit everywhere
The screed is the song of my people.
Man of Steel is, without a doubt, the biggest, flaming pile of shit of 2013, if not all time. It was shockingly terrible and painful to sit through. I want to scrub my brain, give my eyes an enema, and apologize to my dog for not taking him to park instea
Conway's not just a good idea, it's the Law
This bug has no answer since 2010, so I am closing it. If you feel it's wrong, please re-open it.
my wife is a giant boulder
I do think when I look at pictures of you now, 'This guy knows unix'
It's more about motion.
Let's focus on dicks.
there was this one time james wasn't there
give me convenience or give me death
Strength: Excellent
What is your gmail password so I can see what you're seeing?
projects form a framework of planning with a timeline to ensure that there is progression. s/will get done/more likely to get done
Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give to an American.
it's like games do not understand that they are supposed to have an end.
Sorry, bro, nagios didn't like that.
i'll be using an axe
we're not entirely sure why a meatcloud of interns was chosen as our ETL method
tcp-wrap your jimmie-ports
I am unable to affirm those details on my own knowledge or even my own belief
seperating that gene from its surrounding genetic material is not an act of invention
It's in flash or some shit like that
ruby libs aren't a ghetto, they're a urine soaked slum
that diss cuts deep
Danielle's motor control is a little poor when she's drunk.
what the fuck tumble
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i was so sweaty and frustrated last night i apparently tore my lung
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ill email you to avoid having to figure it out
Has anyone messed with database lately?
Relax I got this
The upgrade of the database, portal, and identity management to Oracle 10g is complete.
Oh, that poor, bloody, girl. What's her name, again? -- Nora.
cwage is a friend edit
racist!
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Is there a blue light on your modem?
I've had to teach myself all this stuff and you know it's like Algebra, you just keep at it and then it clicks.
Nobody with a glove full of human shit is ever the winner of anything.
There's nothing as effective against computer problems as agression.
Hi Deploy,
Are you aziz today?
is it N?
i need a face beard.