you're gonna sex me in the cage
/r/datgap
we currently do it both ways so whatever is easier for you
You'll eat what you're fed, when you're fed it.
Link from aziz with the word 'fetish' in the url I better click that.
420Enhance Your CalmReturned when you are being rate limited. Chill the heck out.
You may be asking, how can you be sure? There's one sure-fire way. When a girl you know, like, and trust asks for a picture of your penis, you'll know it's time to get out your camera, fire up your Macbook, and Photoshop her head onto the body of a woman
Oh what? Are you a 9/11 sympathizer?
Just use the one built into ColdFusion
I am still researching the possibility of forming Heathsmom as a benefit corporation in Delaware
got all excited. then realized I don't have a TV
we have to write from scratch if we're changing languages, we can't use the old code, it's in a different language
organic and fruitful discussion
ping me when you are up...we are about to go into emergency mode.
fucking turtles
this isn't a change! i told you i wanted it in the beginning
It starts with book learnin'. Then you'll move on to free thinkin'. That's a gateway to Heroin and the gaysex.
I hate you all.
[ ops guy] do you want me to redeploy pine? gnome got installed somehow.
What does END LOOP mean?
You wanna know my thing? If I really have it solid for a girl, I'll ride by her house on my bike. I'll do it, like, a hundred times in a day. It's really... it's intense.
I got 99 bugs but your patch ain't one.
Not only is "prostitution" a tagged skill you can select on LinkedIn,
Ranta Clause
The only tattoo I have on my dick is 'NO STEP' on the head.
I'm in the IT sub-genre of performance art.
I define fun as winning
you have a merry Christmas
we
me, every day.
OOOH new gist from bobby!
Could you regenerate the certificate with an IP for the common name instead of a host name?
tell them jameswhite said they're a fucking idiot
kinda like faces. except for teeth.
neo-futileism
my ex-roommate was a government sympathizer
Going home can't be blamed on the patriarchy
the best requirements spec is a working system
Jennifer
I'm writing a movie that doesn't contain goats
spreadsheets are for suckers
also, i think google is looking for a new dns guy
... and theres always bacon
You know, a guy like Matt Cullen has 200-something shots last season. I dunno, but that's a whole lot more than Sergei Koystitsin had.
I don't get up every day and say I'm going to fun.
Give her the rabbit, Lenny.
they really failed with that awning
The sport was believed to have been started in 1979 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California when former American record holder in the mile 3:47.69 in 1982 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Scott_athlete ran around a golf course in 29 minutes and 30 secon
Just to be clear, I never 'stopped' drinking . I just took a short pause to get some sleep.
I don't have a gmail account.
There was a line a Witt's. Ain't nobody got time for lines.
a business card is like a citation you're giving to someone for the crime of them living in a shitty world
you're like having a wife
I stop looking and go drink beer
Don't deploy that to production. Hold on. Ok, try now. ... Wait.
Investors.com is a more reliable datasource than the EPA.
execution is all that matters
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jameswhite, you're the closest thing I have to a girlfriend in town