The glass catcher is inherently static-free, reducing the amount of overall static and "jumping" coffee grounds.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          i'm on call
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Recall the countless times you desperately needed a 1 KOhm resistor to fix an amplifier at a party, only to see the girl you were trying to impress slip away with an OCaml programmer?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          what did you do to your buddy?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          oh no a deadlock! let's sleep and retry the query!
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Nazis. I hate these guys.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          RbVomit::Fault
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
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          But there is no Bernanke or Janet Yellen of bitcoin. Nobody knows who created it and no one controls it.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          sweet fuck
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I need a body to engineer
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          do i sound jaded
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          <furahabot> azizshamim: And I love that I have an erection... that doesn't involve homeless people.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Run it in a screen session!
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          If you lose your mind, everybody will know but you.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          it's an easy part to change, once we take the body off.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          we all care
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
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          would the CVV value be an int?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
          KILLING IT
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I'm not going to explain elliptical curve mathematics because you thought eight plus three was nine.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          It wouldn't be personal
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Lemme tell you a story.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Beer is my anti-drug
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          can't make it to the whole big emergency neighborhood meeting, we have a kid
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          heath: add a column to the spreadsheet with...
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          i finally just gave up
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          We received a very small allocation of Pappy 1 bottle!, and we couldn't decide what to do with it. We've decided to hold an essay contest!
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          a woman I know
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Jabara Airport CLOSED until further notice.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          And just go straight in like your going to stab it. And barely touch it...barely touch it.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I should just hire everyone who hates me
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          way to go nostradamus
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          This is not very good news for the corporate world.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Everyone in their life has only one good idea.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I would suggest buying an RC car and playing with it everywhere, since there'll be damn near no one on the streets.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          A valuation of 8bn sounds like a lot for a company that's only been around for six years, but it's unlikely to even raise an eyebrow in a world where profitless Twitter is valued at 20bn on the stock market and kittens'n'cupcakes site Pinterest is pegged
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Run Forest Run
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          you don't think [Satoshi] was Al Gore, do you?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          something will happen regarding bitcoin prices and volume
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          somehow I have a finger smudge cock and balls on my screen
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          In the future, bitcoin will either be incredibly valuable or worth nothing.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I am gay
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          fine. fuck it
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          That's the thing about fighting Orientals.  they all have those ninja skills too.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
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          abdominable smoeman
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          jameswhite is now known as jamesvacation
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I hit a deer in the head on my way back from homebrew... err... Brewhouse. I've never been hunting and that's the third deer I've killed.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
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          can you get me that introductory list of linux commands
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          i can fix it or i can discuss it.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Not the most creative, but it starts conversations
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          i've been teaching managers sexual harassment for years
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          The Internal Revenue Service sent 655 tax refunds to a single address in Kaunas, Lithuania -- failing to recognize that the refunds were likely part of an identity theft scheme. Another 343 tax refunds went to a single address in Shanghai, China.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          wow. that 900 count is way off. i have no idea what im doing in ldap
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
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          Rejecting Billions, Snapchat Expects a Better Offer
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
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          q: what's the best part of sleeping with a homeless girl? a: you don't have to take her home.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          no one wants to eat at a restaurant where a bunch of niggers are working
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt me while Im doing it.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I got time for *one* more
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          I'm a quitter
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          only the market can say for sure
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          it's a tarp
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          As long as I don't hear that Greer Stadium will become a Med Mart, I'm OK.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Showing 485 changed files with 15,745 additions and 50,414 deletions.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          37M?!? Try not to build any ball parks on your way through the parking lot, Nashville.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          it doesnt hurt anything to bounce the service but this is probably something for james to figure out
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
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          They're doing the automation, but manually
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          i know i'm loud but i'm french so it's excused.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          the squiggly E wearing a hat
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          Ability to embiggen factorials in a cromulent fashion
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          United States has a gigantic military that can force people around the world to use dollars
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          as long as you have 3000 sitting in a bitcoin wallet, I'm going to have a little trouble feeling sorry for you [ being broke ]
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
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          I just thought you could give me the answer faster, but no worries, I'll figure it out for myself.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
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          DevOooops - when your mistakes affect EVERY instance at the same time
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
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          closing tabs is quitter talk
          
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          it's coming in on the rss feeds
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          we're on the customers side on this one
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
          comma motherfucker
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
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          we are really close i think
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
          should that be returning 503?
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
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          Billiard balls are good for this thought experiment because they are simple and we are under no illusions about free will affecting their behaviour.
          
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
  
      
    
  
  
    
    
  
  
      
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