i'll stop being pedantic now
walking on a treadmill in a small, boring room still had strong results
they can't even execute a dump on the power play
If thermite isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question.
I was 4 when Mario Kart came out
More troubling, though, was that Dickerson said he hadn't heard a word from Metro or the mayor about the project. Remarkably, the same turned out to be true for Gov. Bill Haslam. He told reporters a few days later that nobody had come to him with even a p
the whole system needs to be burned to the ground and rebuilt
epoch
time to go to cookeville!
we send you a massage did you received it?
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It's a brown onion-flavored nightmare down there!
why spend four years memorizing when you can spend 15 minutes looking it up?
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COUGH WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO POOP. IT RELEASES THE BOWELS.
Don't break up the team because of your dick
I hope you are all doing well. I have a start up in Orlando ...
I'm horrible at it, but I enjoy it.
Hell hath no fury like a draught system that is jacked.
all yeargin all the time
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we are safely in belize.
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fuck it, burn it to the ground
In the Tang Dynasty, more than a thousand years ago, for example, prostitutes were registered with the state and they were licensed so they could pay taxes.
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The IRS supplied that in its statement, which dealt a blow to bitcoin "miners," who unlock new bitcoins online. The IRS said miners must include the fair market value of the virtual currency as gross income on the date of receipt.
Stop typing - and start shouting
fucking xeyboard
Fix feature_name sliders by not using them anymore
It's far more efficient to just take care of the lazy people than it is to try and figure out who the lazy people are.
We feel confident that ballistic Monte Carlo methods such as the one presented in this paper constitute reliable ways of computing mathematical constants should a tremendous civilization collapse occur.
He's the Dov Charney of a galaxy far, far away.
I don't know and I don't care.
The trees have been a symbol of U.S.-Japan friendship since the Mayor of Tokyo donated 3,000 cherry trees to Washington, D.C., in 1912.
Maybe a drink would help. Put some alcohol in your mouth to stop the words from coming out.
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In a typical year the OpenSSL project receives about US2000 in donations.
Like, Im sorry, but you could tell everything was true. You guys do have bike meetings, motherfucker.
My usual workflow with children is to get them into bed as soon as possible.
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Here, reach for the low D, it'll rattle your rumbleseat
You want to pull my stop?
I could use a jackhammer and a popcorn machine
when in doubt, add cat
yous a troll
we luv deez trolls
I'm thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth.
If you meet an arrogant developer who pretends to know everything, be careful. To them, their ego is more important than your software. An insecure person who mixes up their self-worth with their programming ability can be very unpleasant to work with.
Such strict standards require programmers to spend significantly more time testing their work and neither technology companies nor consumers can stomach such delays.
It's Thursday and it's past noon. Thursday is one of my days off. On my days off I start drinking at noon. You don't get to interrupt that.
Mom, your super old aol email account just sent me a spam message. Be sure to change that password.
W're bouncing all of your databases. Deal with it.
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here
It's basically about a bunch of power-hungry leaders with nearly unlimited resources who believe that laws don't apply to them, that due process must be circumvented, and that tough decisions should be made without consultation because nobody really wants
The girl with the backup tattoo
Man. Today is just made out of dicks
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"artfully pornographic animals wearing glasses embroided with swear words
I thought we, as a culture, agreed to forget the year everyone was into swing.
At this point, the most plausible theory is that MH370 was flown around Indonesia in a deliberate act to avoid dealing with CNN.
We are the ones who serve them coffee, deliver them food, suck their cocks, watch their kids ...
You only YOLO once. Live it up.
immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a college basketball game between two South Dakota junior colleges that he has never heard of
I thought crunchy was that guy that always has a camera.
I don't understand how you can communicate and work since your timezones are so different
no but seriously, Frodo Baggins is a pussy.
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It's Latin for 'Not Asurion'.
It's on GitHub tonight'' ''Yeah, but I don't know what branch it's on.
i really need to run cat5
Bill ClickFlash DeJesus started following you.
test driven development is kind of tough
right now, it takes 10 mins to boot rails console
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the release of DMT from the pineal gland into a fetus roughly seven weeks after conception marks the entrance of the spirit.
gorsuch is deploying puppet/this-is-what-my-life-has-come-to to production
Seriously, who the fuck would even make the hire referenced below?
... it stems from a moratorium on communicating directly with you set forth when you were brought back on board.
Practice is designed from the ground up to reverse your biological age.
Since I have been precluded from direct conversation with you...
Raising technical debt is way easier than actually understanding and maintaining product focus
I'll see y'all on Thursday?
why even *have* a society if we can't fuck
