... because fuckit
The suffixes 'i', 'g' and 'c' do not actually represent a low-order part of the version number, as letters typically represent in software industry version numbering that is, there is no predecessor version of Oracle 10g called Oracle 10f.
furm
...we're working on an app with 3 forms... seriously
John's last project
i am having one of those unbalanced drug days
We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
the high test is for gram. so he won't ping.
nothing should always pass
if you ever end up typing bundle anything, you're doing it wrong
Hi, my name is ... and I'm a recruiter calling from each angry with me
the theory of Poisson distribution
I'm fucking dead
I broke my vegetarian kick today.
get ready for some bra-logic
Because I don't get out of bed unless I have data proving I should get out of bed.
Mingle with the speaker. Ask questions. Build friendship :-.
I have a feeling that its just a long troll.
javascript is easier for them to stack overflow
Yeah, it's dangerous
NoMemoryError: failed to allocate memory
not sure you're ever going to get the jesus smell off your hands
Open Source Education = Awesomeness!
I want to watch a minor league baseball game, but potential contact with allergens is what's holding me back.
The total size of home page is 922076 bytes, which is not even 500kb.
You might want to tell them that right now I'm sitting back there watching Strongbad cartoons.
You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, 'Look at that, you son of a bitch.'
I could go all night.
let's require consensus from some entities that agree on nothing
Additionally a non-cooperative threat classification system was installed, allowing targets to be classified without IFF via analysis of return radar signals.
Coping Mechanism
they were gradually moved from being partners in innovation to being implementors of well-connected MBA-culture fail-outs shitty ideas. Thats where we are now.
Brandon Valentine, do you hunt?
Urgent Need :HP-UX ServiceGuard consultant
Chambray cornhole master cleanse Bushwick
punctuation is dumb
As civilian attacks and abductions work to create worldwide panic, you must outsmart and overpower your mysterious enemies before government funding for XCOM dries up completely.
do what you love
Can someone educate me on what's going on in Israel right now? Links too please.
I noticed that I understood the German phrases he was using. Then I realized the only German phases I know are from World War II movies.
I'm going to take a picture of the tv with my phone
We don't buy drill bits from the Congo or Kenya, if you follow my logic
the kind we all grew up with. With plastic wheels on the back and red paint on the dome. I bought it for thirty bucks at a Walmart. My friends laugh at me. They all have those green ceramic things.
With the drafting of Kevin Fiala two weekends ago, 2012-13s leading scorer in all of major junior Brendan Leipsic turning pro this season, Pontus Aberg coming over from Sweden for the first time, Miikka Salomaki emerging as an exciting two-way forward and
If only I could pay for that using PayPal
A HUG IS LIKE A STRANGLE YOU HAVENT FINISHED YET.
We let you score one so it could run home and warn the others.
stay in the stadium and you will be escorted out
3 is the number of simulataneous espn streams that will crash our airport express
they need to put above 5 more players on and see if they can get away with 16 against 11
to change your world, you gotta lie a little
RANDOM STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
Why can't I stand up?
or is it
Prohibition is over
World's earliest erotic graffiti found in unlikely setting on Aegean island | Science | The Guardian
may you lead an interesting life
is it in?
Obama can't ban these guns
Light travels faster than sound
the software industry is a vicious arena full of a fair share of motherfuckers
hey, bartender.
Are y'all two together?
I've mansplained to her too! She's an idiot!
stub it hard
Children are of no interest to me.
oh wow, this node package is bullshit. I don't know why I bothered using a package in the first place
when you stir the shit, all kinds of things pop up
the problem starts here
I want to go to a barbeque place where somebody just got shot, and ain't nobody got out of line. That's when you know that's some good barbeque.
I have about 2 hours of experience with this system
We have not found any authority for the proposition that the world is a community within the meaning of 501c3.
If he bites 7 more people, he gets a free person to bite.
