bnagh just autocorrected to Benghazi
Pretty sure this puts us one burner cell phone away from being drug dealers.
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This function will convert all input to a number, even non-scalar values, which could lead to weird results.
blending is hard.
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If he's got a broken nose, I've had him.
I will admit, I do like a good Ho-Ho.
This isn't profit-driven for us. This is change-driven.
this is literally only because you're here
What is version control?
if a tornado fucking destroys this office I'mma be so pissed.
Just know they are not spam :
Starting in a few minutes, you will start receiving emails to set up a security client on your laptops, cell phones, and iPads.
I miss managing NIS and NIS
HCA has since purchased North Gulch property on which the two towers will rise.
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Nixon said the Guard's 'immediate and limited responsibilities' are to provide protection, and ensure the safety of our Unified Command Center, which was the target last night of a coordinated attack. The Guard will concentrate its resources on carrying o
white people carrying guns is a constitutional right, the founding fathers didn't anticipate black people getting ahold of firearms
FIFY
Maybe if they fostered an environment that attracts and keeps talented technologists, they could avoid stuff like this
Overview of Issues on EPA Certification Test | Ozone Layer Protection - Regulatory Programs | US EPA
Obama urges police to respect protesters in Ferguson, Missouri
this is psychological warfare
wonder how high i'd have to get to get line of sight to your house
With the tremendous demand for property along the railroad corridor called the Gulch that is our west boundary, it would be poor stewardship for us not to explore the possibilities this situation could present for our ministry.
moar steroids, moar kevlar, moar automatic weapons
Before you spend 3 billion on plutonium, take note: Plutonium's critical mass is about 10 kilograms. So while you could fit 300 kilograms of it in a shoebox, you could only do so briefly.
Yellow Claw rounds out the package with "21 Bad Bitches" their swaggest out players anthem
derploy tool
So we put talapia in the fruit tube
For England, Rooney is currently playing neither the burly nor the speedy role but the clumsy, oafish, depressing role. But who knows, maybe the suffocating Brazilian heat will bring the best out of him, the fat pig
there's never enough to do
'I think Afghanistan is governable,' the official said, 'but the question is at what level?
Afghans today say that the view of their country as an ungovernable 'graveyard of empires' is condescending and uninformed. 'Unfortunately, we have a lot of overnight experts on Afghanistan right now,' said Said Tayeb Jawad, the Afghan ambassador to Washi
Do what you want but be who you are.
only 15 out 19 of the hijackers were from saudi arabia so I think we should bomb iran
I don't remember give a shit. Did you mean: don't give a shit?
In a world...
I was talking with Seth Rogen's wife last week...
Tennessee doesn't have enough huge insects. Let's make an art installation about even larger insects.
In 1903, the Zionist congress declined an offer by the British to establish a homeland in Uganda
and he's a total dicktard
Tony Giarratana is very powerful man in downtown Nashville
I bet I'm the first one laid off. Just the thought of having to go to the the state unemployment office and stand in line with those scumbags!
But I can just log in and install the packages so easily
The people at teh next table are slurring so hard I feel like I'm watching DUI: The Prequel
we generally focus on joyriders ability to cause accidents -- and rightly so -- but a car driving under the speed limit in the left passing lane of a highway is almost as dangerous
Side note: this section still looks like a drunken sailor wrote it on fleet week.
who is howard the duck?
in general Im for ___ ... but not when it inconveniences me
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I'm the drunkest poison
It absolutely sickens me to encounter users who seem to be incapable of using git without a proprietary communications tool.
And because this ticket needs to rotate through all devs.
