space is hard
Watch out for our little tax deductions!
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You should start railing against the chromatacracy
I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me
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I haven't tested this in production, but it should work.
Cranberries are, I think we can all agree, nature's most disgusting berry. Cranberries taste like cherries who hate you. Cranberries taste like what a raspberry drinks before its colonoscopy...
How many 6 sigmas was that?
you must scare people all the time
Containers are the future
Removing this sensitive information from the mobile device significantly lowers the risk of it being inappropriately disclosed in a case that the mobile device is hacked, stolen or otherwise compromised.
We think its time to make transportation more emotional.
Business logic was leaking into the client-side rather than being isolated to the server side, or would be duplicated in both.
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I speak ops
So, there is a couple making out at the Red Bicycle while Journey's any way you want it plays in the bg.
My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. I can dispense then with artificial stimulants. But I abhor the dull routine of existe
The skeptics are wrong all the time.
You could literally hire James Cameron to make Math 101.
Symfony News on Twitter: "Technical debt of the most relevant #php projects. http://t.co/EV92Nh14a9"
i love...balls
You make the jokes, we make the food.
'Immutable' isn't a buzz word. It has meaning.
The user you are trying to contact is receiving mail at a rate that prevents additional messages from being delivered.
// Hello human for machine readable JSON, use the "application/json" Accept header
what we've got here is a failure to communicate.
Sr. Infrasructure Architect at Asurion, Inc
Immutable servers means that, once a machine is deployed, you never update it anymore.
why would they disable ssl 3
... we see systemd being very prone to mission creep and bloat and likely to turn into a nasty hairball over the longer term.
Coda Hale on Twitter: "Of course someone’s forking Node. It’s not like they can start a thread."
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i'm always serious
Grover mostly drank beer, and lots of it. He and a fellow politician once took a vow to hold themselves to four beers a day. When they found this too arduous a task, they simply switched to larger beer steins.
Hearing 'God bless you' after you sneeze encourages the heart to continue to beat.
Packets are not people, and you dont need to be fair to them.
a time when wordpress was hot shit
Inspiring new icon, hand-delivered by a gold robot and his mischievous trash can.
Sometimes you come to a spork in the road.
During his adolescence, he also developed an intense interest in fantasy role-playing games, especially Dungeons & Dragons, a pastime which he later characterized as an early experience in acting and improvisation.
write a failing test, code until it passes, stop coding and refactor, repeat until bored
A former hitman comes out of retirement to go after the group of thugs that killed his dog, who happen to be related to his former employer.
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A weaponized PowerPoint document was observed in these attacks.
We don't say this to scare you, but ...
Nashville won the game, 4-1, but presumably will remember the whole unsolicited nut shot thing.
So is your plan to get drunk at the airport bar?
satan's not inside a guitar pick, he's inside all of us
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The software doesn't work well. We switched to ___ which doesn't work great either, but it's a little better.
I hope you eat bacon
I tried the Socratic method when talking about abortion
they are divorced now, so it's cool
who's the proud owner of the colt 45 in a brown bag in the downstairs fridge?
This is not a test.
be the change you want to see in the world
parents who use okra have kids who use okra
I was hoping for D I C K
Yeah, go for it. Just don't make any mistakes.
Apple has built a nuclear option
Ability to program in C
sausages, always sausages
I am an American programmer looking to collaborate with other web development companies.
anal sex is the new black
Puppet topped the list, with a 91% year-over-year growth in demand.
writing powershell
With Instance-Level Public IPs, you can enable scenarios like running FTP servers in Azure
I've lost the tast for bacon
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Elon Musk Tweets The Letter D, Tesla Shares Soar
About time to unveil the D
Someone will show up for a Ruby meetup tonight and be confused that Emma is hosting a talent show.
Thank you for the information you have provided thus far. However, some of the information that youve provided seems a bit off.
HANA was able to run on servers with 100TB main memory powered by IBM.
MUSHROOM STAMP!
The origins of the parenthood religion are obscure, but one of its first manifestations may have been the 'baby on board' placards that became popular in the mid-1980s.
i've stopped calling them hangovers and just started calling them mornings
P.K. was in the precinct house, using his one phone call to dedicate a song to Tammy, for she was the light by which he traveled into this and that
All plans now are under the affordable care act guidelines
Everything is Terrible
I once saw a rabid raccoon bite a redneck child at Fall Creek Falls.
The idealistic side of me wants to think that anybody can be as intelligent as they have the ambition to be. But the experienced side of me thinks very differently.
Minimalist black boot a la vibrant five fingers minus the toes
