Developers are the ones who already use password managers to generate 40-character-long strings of random symbols for every website. Right now we need tools that are usable by a wide variety of people, not just for the tiny fraction who grew up while usin
Can you turn off Chef on server X, it keeps overwriting a file were working on.
oh sweet jesus or sweet 'deity of your choice'.
ls mod
The way I met him was he followed me home and kicked my cat
what i expected: magic
devops are people who realize computers are better sysadmins than people
there's an outgoing firewall?
if it's all going through vpns it can actually be http
the man can't ride ya when your back is bent
we need to do some pig killing to get to the sausage
No!
http://i.imgur.com/FyGzwvH.jpg
I don't even get cold sores, so no herpes of any sort
Our revenue grew 30 percent over last year to 74.6 billion
are they still in the lead?
did they win tonight?
these monkeypatches will be dropped shortly
the Harvard researchers behind this study discovered a way toflip a switch inside your cells that makes it virtually impossible for any chronic disease to exist in that cell...
there's no problem so bad you can't make it worse
Arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras
just use a regex
Put marinated brisket covered in Dutch oven in the oven the night before and 10 hours later take it out.
His belt had a pouch sewn to it that contained a cache of useful items: a scraper, drill, flint flake, bone awl and a dried fungus.
Rick Wood on Twitter: "Rich people hate poor people so much that they donate to charities for dogs."
Obama authorized North Korea sanctions over cyber hacking. Solution there, it seems to me, is to create unhackable systems.
The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.
you can eat every part of a pig but the squeal
I do what I want!
don't eva let me fuckin catch you out by the liquor store!
NO HOT CHICKEN AVAILABLE
Defying predictions, Charlotte Avenue evolves in its own lively, eclectic way | Nashville City Paper
1/3rd of the hot chicken orders will be poisoned and delivered by uber goons with fake lyft mustaches on their cars
aww puddin'
[t]he tar sands of Alberta alone contain enough hydrocarbon to fuel the entire planet for over 100 years.
The aristocrats!
The bill would also tweak state law to clarify drinking at bowling alleys is legal.
could
On our first date, I will carve our initials into a tree. It's the most romantic way of letting you know that I have a knife.
I just got a note.
left as an exercise for the reader
I hate writing fucking coffeescript
Can't use PWM on a DC motor unfortunately, DC doesn't have a frequency to modulate.
Third Time’s The Charm? House To Take Another Stab At Terrible CISPA Internet Bill – Consumerist
Q: why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? A: Because proper tea is theft.
Underage drinking leads to underage sex
what time is it? 5 past lack.
Yo app but for Allah Akbar
You mean the Bass Pro Shop
Lets go drink at the convention center
A Texas congressman has apologized for referencing Adolf Hitler's visit to Paris in 1940, in his criticism of President Obama's absences at a unity march Sunday in Paris.
those parents never had the choice to protect their children from measles. Other parents decisions not to vaccinate their children made that choice for them.
Codey Holland on Twitter: "Props to @auquf for his #TaylorGIF coverage of tonight's #OREvsOSU game."
Wednesday at 4.
you can't make any fucking money selling to enterprises unless you have sales people
As of 1 p.m., the CENTCOM Facebook page appeared to still be operated by the U.S. military.
If somebody really wants your shit, they're going to get your shit. So I guess the message is we're all fucked and you should be shitting your pants all the time.
Toilets for cats that are connected to household plumbing systems
letting go of the try-hard life
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Wil Wheaton reminds me of Fryman
Fucks are cultivated like a beautiful fucking garden, where if you fuck shit up and the fucks get fucked, then youve fucking fucked your fucks all the fuck up.
we could all be drunk right now
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!
that's why I use swagger
I against my brother, my brothers and I against my cousins, then my cousins and I against strangers
It's Not Quite Like Having a Private Jet, But New Carry-On Rule Will Save Your Guitar | GuitarPlayer
Due to recently being burgled and realizing that I would not be in any type of shape to actually use a gun in the event of the situation arising again I am searching for a MASTIFF.
RIP Frank
MTSU's academic computing system is a Hewlett-Packard HP 9000 V2500. We call it 'frank.' Frank runs the UNIX operating system.
Supreme Court Rules You Have No 4th Amendment Rights If Cops Don’t Know The Law | If You Only News
Are they a gothic hardware store?
the first time the US has sold a better aircraft overseas than its own forces fly
An 850K State Grant Wants To Give McNeely, Pigott, and Fox A Strong Q1
but it is an nice safety net to have to protect yourself from making embracing mistakes.
Kid Rock to perform pre-race at Daytona 500
It is funny how even the most modern x86-64 boots up as a 8088 in 16-bit real mode.
Lifted off the ground, the pig began to spin as it flew through the air at 125 mph. It arrived on board undamaged but in a disoriented state. Once it recovered, it attacked the crew.