Good luck ever mowing your lawn again.
The second reason they decided to change their name because their international attendees kept showing up at the US border and saying Im here for Hacker School! and.. they didnt have a good time.
i don't have a problem selling drugs to kids
Hang the son of a bitch anyways, right?
First Look Media Publishes Warrant "Canary," Releases Software for Managing Canaries - The Intercept
I'm really glad we had bushwhackers last night.
Q: You hired people that haven't seen 'The Big Lebowski?!?! ... A: It's a protected status! I can't ask that!
I'm not a troll. I'm a seeker of the truth.
You got here just in time. Our menu is changing at 4PM and tot-chos will no longer be on it.
This has passed testing without finding any unique bugs.
nah
or we could just go to costco and get a pallet of paper towels and set the pallet in the middle of the bathroom floor
best terrible option
Everyone I knew in marketing is gone.
that is good stuff, literally and figuratively
Pepperfire Hot Chicken, Nomzilla Sushi to Reopen June 15 in East Nashville | Bites | Nashville Scene
The solution is simple: ditch the tools. All of them. Teach the newbies proper web development.
hey, this is ron with the '98 chev
Welcome to the left-hand path
[Starbucks] didn't want everyone digging around in its systems looking for bugs
It appears the mystery buyer of Salesforce was Microsoft, but talks have fizzled
I masturbate
Does that thing have Tindr on it? I hear it does.
Rand Paul Is Wrong NSA Surveillance Is Constitutional and Effective
electoral politics is not always a meritocracy
It has been discovered that Githubs source code repository stores all information in C language, considered the least secure computer language around ...
re-alone-ization
You always have more needs than you do have dollars. Always.
It does not come naturally to Jeremy to... Say something bluntly that accidentally offends someone
we just shipped a new repos UI: helvetica fonts!!!
Why are you doing that?!! That's crazy!!!
im not really concerned with why, i just want it to be setup right
we are unsure of the result of this operation
Lesson learned: apparently Texans hate being referred to as southerners
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Jetpack Jesus
shit
110th anniversary of the founding of Las Vegas, or as I like to call it, Jizz-neyland
Anti-Gay Site Forgets To Register Domain, Gets Redirected To Gay Porn
you are going to reincarnate as the :shipit: squirrel
We'd love to share this Google Fiber t-shirt with you
know who you're doing work for. You take that risk when you work on the Death Star.
In April 2015, Feige said that the reboot will have no origin story, and would take inspiration from Batman Begins, as it will stay true to the spirit of the character while still having a different tone from previous incarnations.
That is no excuse. I am extremely disappointed. You need to figure out where your priorities are. We're changing the world and changing history, and you either commit or you dont.
High-level lying nevertheless remains the modus operandi of US policy
It's like crazy off-the-hook
A lot of guitar
stuck behind a train
free dynos are allowed 18 hours of non-sleep time per 24 hour period
Because traffic.
Nashville being named No. 5 city for startups in the country
Motherfucker!
That said, we did manage to secure a deal that allows us to return our investors money
I'd leave the paver stone samples outside of the gate after we close at 4p but I know someone will use them to smash car windows
These foreign key constraints are slowing us down too much
I'll bet he gets like a million steps.
A G5... airplane?
I'd kick a baby for a buttermilk biscuit.
It turns out, idiocy is bipartisan.
better if you're drunk
you know meditation can alter your DNA, right?
I meditate
