this is a historic baby step
you think i want to be in this minecraft piece of shit?
We need all of our assets to download in under 2 minutes over a 56k modem.
dental hygienists and male divocorcees
Aww, the police know we love them. We give them raises every year.
1iron triangles: how do they work?
Do you want to be known as that girl who wears those clacking shoes?
Bend over at the waist - is all well?
Success is not owned. It's rented and the rent is due everyday
clear your browser history first
I think we should have a conversation about this
t may have been that Postgres was still busy performing crash recovery.
Although we cannot explain what went wrong with the backup script it is hard to come to another conclusion that something did go wrong with it.
DR?
Looks good
good evening everyone. this is the voice of josh. in just a few minutes we will start the meetup.
I don't like peas in my applesauce.
agile
scrum-butt
14,0but if youre nodding your head as you reach for your small-batch home brew IPA, 7mailto:careers@plex.tv14,0.
No good PR goes unpunished.
tempest in a teapot much ado about nothin
Sale on ass whoopins... aisle 2!
Getting pepper-sprayed at Kroger is the third leg of the East Nashville Triple Crown
wcyd
what the fuck even IS a product owner?
Lots of silly puns.
I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this
In the Marvel Apes universe, Henry Pym is a gorilla named Gro-Rilla
Bill Wi The Science Fi
Romney sounds like a democrat
What it's like to own a Tesla Model S - A cartoonist's review of his magical space car - The Oatmeal
That was right after you startled Ollie with a big snore.
ignore motherfuckers I don't follow
Sad Server on Twitter: "Maybe if you cause enough downtime you'll finally be promoted to management"
my whole life has been a trigger warning
I'm rich. I mean, I have figured out how to never be around assholes in my personal and professional life. That's 'rich'.
Welcome to Nashville
Business requirements functional document requirements
Ive had programming dreams where I move text around the screen.
you're allowed to punch that person
There is this idea that as you learn functional programming it will make you a better OO programmer. That is an absolute lie
mutable state is the free candy van of the OO world
Doesn't look like much from the outside but open the door and be greeted with the smell of cigarette smoke and semen stains everywhere, but don't let that hinder your stay.
'would you be interested in a remote PHP job?' - recruiter 'Not even remotely' - me
we are the beligerant bufoons who have been to the moon
winter is coming
curl piped to bash is secure. https, yo
The company also has a pretty unusual culture, with a management system that doesn't have strict titles and hierarchies
Pop psychology driven development
They helping you get one, but _you_ dont
They helping you get one, but you dont
Why Parse Picked Google's Go Over Microsoft's C# To Replace It's Ailing Ruby Stack | ProgrammableWeb
or like Berlin where they go another night, alright!
its nightlight/alarm doesnt actually detect smoke or carbon dioxide. Instead, it detects the sound emitted by your normal, 'dumb' smoke alarm
doerunw
I'm an iDisk
Bushrangers were australian highwaymen, formerly escaped convicts.
Stop the server, if it's running.
the three M's: movies, music, and murderin'
If anyone orders French Roast I am leaving. I am not drinking fucking French Roast.
Hippo in the datacenter?
Matt Ford on Twitter: "I'm a big fan of the Confederate flag's final design: http://t.co/gNTRBt76Hx"
I got you a doughnut muffin
I swear officer, I'm just trying to turn this meth back into pseudoephedrine
I have a teraflop of data to go through
We must remember that one man is much the same as another, and that he is best who is trained in the severest school.
Colby Sledge, a former SNAP leader and public supporter of Dean's fairgrounds redevelopment plan who is running to replace the term-limited Moore on the council
Fuck that.
Who wants a frosty?
But as much as he loved Emacs, Wanstrath also knew it was flawed.
ffwiw, Jira is not that bad
@garethr @lak @rick @stahnma @nigelkersten Can this be merged?
Murica
It's too much gay for one day
I'm old enough to be a legend
If you do not get the reference, cherish your innocence
No means yes, and yes means anal.