fuck the state
In a press conference, authorities said they responded around 1:15 p.m. to the report of a gunman armed with a gun and a hatchet. There were reports of injuries from the hatchet.
Daddy needs to express some rage
Magnited States of America!
we are the United States of America, not the Divided States of America
Here it is. My moment of zen.
Get weird with it.
i just felt stringer bell
Bro do you even vest?
hell is other people
Payin' anything to roll the dice. Just one more time.
Who are these assholes pinging us on 169.254...oh. Right.
equally aggressive in her sexually adventurous private life
For the event tomorrow night and department dinners on Wednesday, please dress between cocktail attire and business casual.
it takes all but Obama to get anything done around here
sometimes, shit doesn't compile
I was being literal
Cubs win!
The seat numbers on your tickets are irreverent
welp nobody thinks we're making a health food anymore...fuck it, lets make a beer
It's not clear how far the downtown renovation will go and how much of the old funk and grit will survive, ...
He's pretty. He's got charasma.
New Zealand: Australia's Australia.
guns and bibles, y'all. heck yeah!
have you checked to make sure the world is plugged in and powered on?
in the modern age, AWS runs the brittle perl scripts /for/ you
teledildonics
Chronos is the only system tested under Jepsen which hard-crashes in response to a network partition.
GOD. JIRA.
Strong am I with the Force
James White Supremacist
Our business partners don't like us
I loved you in the Oak Ridge Boys.
Warning: do NOT hire Old Willy
You drunked too much
jsx: the santorum of the programming world
still the mayor -- they might as well name the place after you.
that's why i have dongles that detach
Zack Barnes on Twitter: "This sign welcomes Donald Trump to Nashville. Hahah http://t.co/pwo1lq13zz"
that's what she said, heh
I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.
Ilmater will smite the shit out of you. Step off.
I'll just use LDAP
This might be the most Mississippi thing ever
Do not move my fucking bag.
I'm the D.
Business owners try to remove all voters from business district, but they forgot one college student
As seen on Magnum P.I.!
Brandon Crandon on Twitter: "Still the best Twitter exchange on this webpage http://t.co/xxnR7jG7Ob"
After all - this feature was presented in pFsense 2.1 - to make BINAT before IPSEC, this will allow to masquerade all traffic under specific IP and afterthat send it to tunnel.
I'm just a little stitious. I watch 'The Office' every night.
Alcohol sales get higher after weed legalization contrary to industry fears | US news | The Guardian
I just fuckin dropped nuts.
