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INDUSTRY CREDIBILITY
I can't wait 'til all these flannel shirt/beard motherfuckers figure out I ain't like them.
Jarheads in Beemers and Jeeps cruise around with their pro-government bumper sticks cruise around blasting Nevermind at full volume while they throw their diet soda cans and cigarette butts on the ground. Last summer they were just as earnestly listening
but fedora makes me happy
Im talking about women who got elected because they represented a popular majority opinion. She got promoted by God-knows-who
... after suffering non life-threatening gunshot wounds to the chest
I'm writing a regression testing framework in NodeJS so that we can make the CI -> Symfony2 transition safely.
What? 3 Crow has a drive thru now?
shitsipper tyrannus
Ill wrap this up with just one small request that Im sure is shared by Star Trek fans everywherefor gods sake, give us Summer Glau as a Vulcan.
How I Set Your Mother
It's like a car wash of nicotine
During the Korean War, the Navy kill ratio was twelve-to-one. We shot down twelve of their jets for every one of ours. In Vietnam, this ratio fell to three-to-one. Our pilots depended on missiles. They lost their dogfighting skills.
...which no one can find a source for, except perhaps, ambien.
If they open source their tools, this can make everybody else better at [...]
Woo no heath!
I really want to make a convoluted Wu Tang Clan joke, but it's a little early in the day
I hate vim, I use joe
I'm livin in one
Scot pockets
do you know how to work a multi-touch screen? my wife has trouble it.
Development of the net6801 has been shelved indefinitely due to high production and component costs. We appreciate your interest.
but cwage - you didn't specifically SAY don't ass rape and steal from you, how were we to know you didn't want us to do that?
taxes are such bullshit. let's all move to new hampshire.
The Mighty Drunks
I thought the British would be better at English since they invented it
it's a publishing and media company in Nashville
Nothing like commemorating the Titans race to the bottom like a race to the bottom of a glass
look oppression is like good barbecue. if refugees can just hold out a little while longer we'll have some racism ready for them that'll fall right off the bone. ooh. they're gonna be like damn that's some good county fair blue ribbon barbecue.
look we don't even have a racial slur for them yet.
US Marine grunt here. Met foreign legion guys. 10/10, would not fuck with.
you could go to any african country and be like 'who you gonna call' and they'd all go 'ghostbusters!'
The Root Cause field that was limited to 120 characters has been expanded to be a multi-line text entry field to accommodate a better root cause description.
you don't want six inches of head
Do you know the definition of a Canadian? A Canadian is an unarmed North American with health insurance.
come work at HCA
it's just a "Good Idea" to check shit before you put it in your mouth
Older people like pies, son.
Peter thought it would be funny to make the Location Menu red. Reverted change and fired Peter.
P.L. Nitrophantom on Twitter: "i'm jason waterfalls, from the hit song "don't go, jason waterfalls""
Man I got to take it easy on sandwiches or that's gonna be all she wrote
Executive Assistants and Active Directory Servers are the best honeypots.
Obama: No Credible Terrorist Threat to U.S.
Tennessee goes to special measures to blow another one in Nashville
