you have more beer in the cellar than i thought.
enterprise-grade conferencing
Good written and verbal communication allows traditional barriers between groups to eliminated.
I am still a proud member of Nerd Nation
I can't be bothered to Believe
may you buy imaginary currencies at the right time
A DDoS is really scary.
Agile book say no planning!
all passwords are created equal.
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
did y'all get the knocker stuff?
or IS she
There are better burgers, with better prices, and better parking.
so then we have this /22 of public IPs that are static mapped to a private /22 on the inside with no firewall, we're not really sure what's on that
Bash is great for some things, and isn't meant for most
Update from Google -> Google Testing 4 Top AdWords Ads Above Search Results
You've got all white in your blood. ALL WHITE!
They make sad feelings go away for the price of one.
Good night, James. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely fire you in the morning.
mentoring people is not part of the industry, crushing it like a bro is
bless your moron heart
If this survives Phase 2, we have failed to live up to our potential as humans and should cede the planet to another strain of apes.
Gettin' Things Done, Motherfuckers!
fuck security
i don't know whether to wage jihad or wait for my masseuse to show up.
i don't trust a man who can't play madden or shuffle a deck of cards.
dotmatrix and bath
This is the espresso machine, also known as Mr Burny.
Its official: Donald Trump is trolling us
and I woke up and my beard was braided.
Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick...
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non-violent communist insurrectionists need hugs too
we'll give you the Vanderbilt discount
The sushi is anything but authentic for Tomoyo Joshi, a College junior from Japan, who said that the undercooked rice and lack of fresh fish is disrespectful.
i don't vagrant
we're all gonna die
Bobby Sayers on Twitter: "My God, it’s real! @hotdogsladies @johnroderick https://t.co/UbQAIQSnkg"
Yes, Mark Watney is the MacGuyver of Mars.
project elrond
Whitney Reynolds on Twitter: "My nephew just did an amazing Captain America: The Summer Sausage bit"
A good friend is someone who'd hide you if you were on the run for murder. How many of them do you know?
In 2007, the retired 'slush bus' was attached to the back of the building and made into a shot bar, one of the businesses' four bars.
Because of acid I found out that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.
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HAPPY MOST AMATEUR DRINKING NIGHT OF THE YEAR
Iran denies it fired rockets near U.S. warships in Gulf
